root cap

A the part of a plant that protects and lubricates the root as it penetrates deeper into the soil. It is also known as slang for condom.

Examples of the words use
Did you use a root cap? Did you cap your root?

by Lakeheadustudent October 29, 2007

dingle root

A dingle root is a beautiful baby maker that guys have to insert in the slot o create a potential new owner of a dingle root.

My dingle roots so long, it takes three adults to hold it up!

by Gshat April 2, 2017

hooded root

Another term to describe an uncircumcised male penis...like the foreskin forms a hood which needs to be pulled back to expose the cheesy head.

"As the saying goes among most strippers...if the root has a hood, it's no good!"

"Hooded root will cause instant loss of female sex drive."

by Erika Butler June 20, 2008

root beer

The best soft drink on Earth - my vote is for Barq's root beer. The the 50's and 60's it was A&W for me, but it hasn't been the same since the 70's.

Barq's Root Beer gets my vote as the best!

by Curt July 20, 2004

root chakra

New-age term for taint. As featured in Yacht Rock, on channel101.

"I've found that the root chakra is my taint."

by Jayinsf July 7, 2006

root beer

possibly the greatest thing ever to grace the planet.

man, i just drank an entire case of root beer!

by eneal August 19, 2008

root

...to make known to other people what a complete toolor douche you really are

Nate Alexander really rooted himself out when he told us he liked watching The Tony Danza show.

by jmay February 24, 2005