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ROFLMAOAFK

rolling on floor licking my ass off and fucking kittens
ROFLMAOAFK!! that's so funny
by Xenova March 5, 2004
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ROFLMAOCOPTER

The ultimate in humor. The only thing more impressive would be Mr. T on steroids beating Chuck Norris with a lolcat xD
Mr.T: Shut yo face Fuck Norris >:-@.
Me: ROFLMAOCOPTER xD
by Jacko.the.fifth July 9, 2010
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ROFLMAOTIPMTU

Rolling On the Floor Lauging My Ass Off 'Til I Puke My Toenails Up
That was so funny!!! ROTFLMAOTIPMTU!!!
by Brad Knowles September 12, 2003
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roflmaol

rofl combined with lmao.
scene kid 1: lol
scene kid 2: roflmaol
by jonny p (lol) January 1, 2008
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Rollman

A word that describes someone of questionable morals. In order to fit in this category, said person must adhere to these three of these conditions:
1) Must sleep or otherwise toy with an engaged man.
2) Must lack the sensibility to make her own decisions.
3) Must have enough junk in the trunk to bring all the boys to the yard.
4) Must be a hypochondriac (or something similar).
5) Must have the ability to overanalyze EVERYTHING, even what she ate for breakfast.
6) Must have the ability to get knocked up by a guido mechanic on purpose as to stay together for fear of actually doing something with one's life.
"Why don't you shut the hell up! I'm not sleeping with your sister, I went and bought you flowers just because. God, you are being such a Rollman."

Doctor: "Ma'am this is the third time I've seen you this week. On Monday you didn't have Herpes. On Wednesday you didn't have Leukemia. And today, you aren't dying of sickle celled anemia. I think you have a classic case of Rollman."

"I think that the pair of pink moccasins doesn't really look any different than the magenta moccasins. I don't think your redneck boyfriend will tell the difference either. Technically, neither matches what you're wearing. <pause> No, I don't think you should change them, we don't have another 3 hours to get you ready. You are such a Rollman."
by Kdogizzle July 16, 2006
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ROFLMAO

Rolling on floor laughing my a** off =)
BY:Addy not andrew LMAO=laughing my a** off hahahahaha
Wow you fall for it every time ROflmao
no i dont
yes u do Roflmao
by PLaddyisRaddy April 30, 2008
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Roflmaogfaamp

Short for: rolling on floor laughing my ass off, gasping for air and pissing my pants
In random chat room:
Person 1: I was over at joey's the other night, that guy is so funny. I literally rolled on floor laughing my ass off, gasping for air and pissing my pants
Person 2: Why didn't you just write Roflmaogfaamp?
by Gypsyfashioner August 6, 2010
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