roadslurpee

a hickey given to someone while they are driving

Petunia gave Chad a roadslurpee while he was driving her home from the Sweet 16.

by Penelope Zane April 2, 2011

road sluts

People who like to hog up the whole road and be a slut.

Jake: Hey Max did you see all thoose road sluts yesterday?
Max: Awe yeaah man them sluts almost ran me over!
Jake: I know dawg

by taylor5766 March 15, 2011

Roadcock

When you're driving on a road and wanna get freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dude, we should get some roadcock on this trip

by Aquamarible October 8, 2017

roadfuckery

Slang description of an approach to driving that is base, aggressive and fueled by a need for one-upmanship.

Weaving his way in and out of traffic and making moves that others are unable to anticipate, while masterfully putting everyone’s lives at risk, we can see that roadfuckery is a powerfully addictive sport.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2019

roadfuckers

People willing to have public sex, right there in the dirty road, as an homage to the Beatles’ White Album.

No one will be watching us roadfuckers do it in the road!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2019

back ass road

A road that is not simply a back road, but one that is so deep into the middle of nowhere that it deserves the word "ass" in between.

"Where you at?" "I dunno, some back ass road I can't believe I have service."

by I'll be damned June 21, 2009

sweet tea roadie

The "sweet tea roadie" is when you are getting a well-lubed handy from your lady while driving. Right before you erupt your load all over your ride, you reach for the McDonald's large, $.99 sweet tea cup you have yet to throw out... You blow your entire load into the styrofoam cup...easy.

Oh, it's cool, my girl gave me a Sweet Tea Roadie on the way to the party last night.

by The Sexy Pilgrim July 17, 2011