roger the dog

A polite way of saying "fuck the dog." It describes laziness, indolence, and sloth.

Don't hire that bloke, he'll only hang around and roger the dog for his paycheck.

by England phi beta gamma December 13, 2007

Roger Rabbit

When a guy dates/marries a girl who is way more attractive, intelligent and desirable than he. People can't get it, much like the way no-one could understand Roger Rabbit/Jessica Rabbit's love in the film Who Framed Roger Rabbit. A mis-matched love affair.

"Dude...have you seen Capser and Emily? Man, Emily is so hot! What does she see in him? That Casper's pulled a Roger Rabbit!"

by PepsiCola September 14, 2006

Roger Klotz Syndrome

When you hang out with a friend who is a total douche and invite them to parties even though no one likes them.

(On the cartoon show "Doug", Roger Klotz was a bully and douche, but for some reason he was always invited to their parties and friend group.)

Similar to Cartman on South Park.

"Why do we hang out with that guy?"
"I don't know..."
"It's that Roger Klotz Syndrome."

by buenosmuertos October 11, 2012

Roger Whitaker

A person who spends his life on his knees under his bosses desk waiting for his next wholesale deal. Also see definition for poop stewart.

That damn roger whitaker getting all the wholesale deals again.

by poop stewart May 1, 2014

Roger Dunn

A Roger Dunn is a bowel movement that is deposited into an elevator call box and is then bragged about by the perpetrator's mother for years to come.

Elevator three is out of order because someone Roger Dunned it.

by thisguy123456789 December 12, 2012

Roger Rocket

Acknowledgement. Saying Yes

Are you coming for Badminton this evening?

Roger Rocket!

by Basha King September 3, 2013

Roger Smithing

To dart your tongue back and forth rapidly into someone's mouth

Me and Amanda were Roger Smithing on her bed last night.

by Tubbsters101 February 12, 2017