Laser Shot Review

When your office manager tries to be hip while someone states the obvious fault in the product.

Thats a laser shot review Brad. These minor nuances make huge difference. Appreciate it. 👌

by Devil Dude November 21, 2018

review guilt

the twinge of guilt felt after making yet another purchase decision from amazon based on customer reviews, knowing full well that you yourself have never contributed a review. this is a distinctly first-world problem... you selfish prick.

"So after reading four bad reviews in the last six months i decided not to buy that router, but now i have this review guilt because i won't help other lazy assholes like myself. "
"you still haven't left a review?!?"
"nope"
"me neither, now i feel like a bezos too"

by war-n March 13, 2019

Chocolate box review

A review for service that's really advertising copy, paid for by the provider in time, money or extras. Usually slick and well written (like the descriptions of the contents of boxes of chocolate). Never mentions anything negative or the actual details of the service, like the price paid (if any) or the true relationship between reviewer and provider (may even be the same person).

Bill: Wow, sweet review of Sienna by TimTam.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.

Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.

by Anonymous Bosch II September 21, 2018

Oso Reviews

It is a youtube series made by a child who is never impressed with the final product even though others encourage him to make more.

Me: Hey, do you know the definition of mediocrity?
You: Yea its Oso Reviews
Me: Thanks!

by SullivanNephew May 13, 2017

humanity review

A complain about how modern people make Thier decisions.

HUMANITY REVIEW: What the fuck is wrong with all these people. Hello! I'm Nobel and I'm gonna present to you my new tool that will allow us to gain resources way faster..... Or FUCK UP some people.... That's cool too!
Ladies and gentlemen! Today we have nuclear power that will guarantee hundreds of people energy..... and death!
"HEY LETS FU..."

by IQ007 June 18, 2017

meme review

The famous pewdiepie show that everyone loves! It is a show where pewdiepie reviews memes! It is normally very ear-rapy and could cause internal bleeding

Did you see the new meme review? It was so crap!

by EpicSheepPlayz February 28, 2018

medical reviewer

Person who reviews pages and pages of medical, legal, and other claim documentation and then writes a legally binding order based on the case, the law, and the medical information.

I'm so happy I got my surgery approved, that medical reviewer did a great job evaluating the information and writing the order.

by Troutster March 13, 2018