Lamar: Yo Dimitrios just issued a Slatus Report.
Jaquanatavious: Somebody just spun the block?
Lamar: No cap, J-dawg, now we gotta pull up at the after-party function( Don Toliver hit-single) with our unregistered firearms.
Jaquanatavious: Somebody just spun the block?
Lamar: No cap, J-dawg, now we gotta pull up at the after-party function( Don Toliver hit-single) with our unregistered firearms.
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The act of wanting to kill the people who post on Facebook all causes, were 97% of those who read it, don't know how to copy and paste and don't repost to their status!
If you know someone with a disease and hope that a cure is on the horizon please repost this to your status for one day. I know that 97% will go repostal, but am thankful for the 3% that will post.
by shongo July 8, 2011
Get the repostal mug.A report filled out by office staff upon returning from the snap trap. Details physical and sensual characteristics of the excretions.
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(Based on the urban legend of a staff member who was hired without a formal job description, and was asked at the end of the month where his report was, so he started counting how many flies landed in a particular place on his office desk)
(Based on the urban legend of a staff member who was hired without a formal job description, and was asked at the end of the month where his report was, so he started counting how many flies landed in a particular place on his office desk)
Joe Tard (manager): Jack, I need your report... It's absolutely critical that I have it for the management meeting.
Jack Jobless (staff member): Joe, it's about how many flies landed on my desk! It's just a damned fly report.
Joe Tard: I don't care, that fly report is crucial to management decisions.
Jack Jobless (staff member): Joe, it's about how many flies landed on my desk! It's just a damned fly report.
Joe Tard: I don't care, that fly report is crucial to management decisions.
by Talisman2 January 24, 2011
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Someone or some group responsible for reporting or "ratting-out" other people. This is done to muzzle others, or to come against others beliefs or ideas. Report Monkeys can also be used to effectively drown out or quell freedom of speech.
Report monkeys use a "report user" button, where the report monkey clicks this button to report a user to notify authorities.
"Report monkeying" is usually performed under the guise of adhering to private standards when in fact is used to manipulate and drown out the masses freedom of expression.
Someone or some group responsible for reporting or "ratting-out" other people. This is done to muzzle others, or to come against others beliefs or ideas. Report Monkeys can also be used to effectively drown out or quell freedom of speech.
Report monkeys use a "report user" button, where the report monkey clicks this button to report a user to notify authorities.
"Report monkeying" is usually performed under the guise of adhering to private standards when in fact is used to manipulate and drown out the masses freedom of expression.
by Byron Whiteson August 1, 2009
Get the report monkey mug.Also known as Diet Onision, Social Repose is a vlogger, "musician", and scumbag who has taken up the past time of making "music" videos that appeal to his core audience of 12 year old scene girls. His hobbies include dressing up like a bird, not brushing his teeth, and fucking everyone in sight in a desperate attempt to prove that he isn't gay.
He is most well known for cheating on youtuber JaclynGlenn, something that would eventually lead to his downfall and cause him to post vague suicide threats on twitter.
He is most well known for cheating on youtuber JaclynGlenn, something that would eventually lead to his downfall and cause him to post vague suicide threats on twitter.
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