religious gay

A religious person that is gay and goes against their religion booty

He wants to fuck his neighbor but hes religious. He will do it any way because he’s a religious gay booty

by ihaveaidsmomdonttelldad July 16, 2019

Religious Player

A person who is addicted to a video-game to the extent that they worship it religiously. They will not admit or concede to the fact that they are in fact a religious player and are often also a nutist.

Patrick is a religious player.

Dude, I think Josh may be a religious player because he missed school yesterday for a in-game Fortnite event.

I heard yesterday that Gavin shit and pissed on his floor while playing Fortnite, I think that he might be a Religious Player.

by Nutler December 26, 2019

Religious Masturbation

Religious Masturbation.

Speaking about the supposed superiority of your religion, for the sole pleasure of listening to yourself and showing off to other members of that religion.

A religious leader preaching to the saved

Etymology: the religious counterpart to masturbation; i.e. a process that is very pleasurable but doesn’t accomplish anything in the end.

The preacher gave a nice example of religious masturbation; a preaching about conversion to the saved

by Lyreluthier October 15, 2019

quite religious

Quite religious means that you are a little bit religious

Do you go to church on Sundays?? No we are quite religious, we just celebrate the big holidays,

by The3nglishmasta September 14, 2017

Religious Sex

When a man and a woman want to have sex but don't want to sin in the lords eyes. So they rub their penis and vagina together vigorously without penetration.

Him: Hey do you want to have sex?
Her: No, let's have religious sex so God doesn't smite us for having sex before marriage.

by God Lover 69 June 20, 2017

religious inoculation

If religiosity is considered to be infectious, as it spreads uncontrollably through the human population like a virus....then religious inoculation would be controlled exposure to religious influences so as to build immunity to it

Sam's annual visits to his family church is his way of religious inoculation ...

by AxonL November 4, 2017

religious denial

When a person doesn' have sex or masturbate during a certain time of year for religious/ moral purposes

Things like Lent and 10 Days of Repentance, possibly even Ramadan. are supposed to be for religious denial.

by Sexydimma May 6, 2016