Bad Boy Records

Once was a good and consisient hip-hop record label during the 90's, but later became Diddy's backup dancers and singers. There are many factors of their demise such as:

The death of Biggie( Forget Sean "Confused" Combs, BIGGIE PUT BAD BOY ON THE FUCKIN MAP!!!!)

Signing no-talented muthafuckas like Young Joc, Dream, Cassie, Mark Curry, and those Danity-Kane bitches

Chase off The Lox, Shyne, 112, Faith Evans, and even 5 out of the 6 members of Da Band

Can't put out anything from Bad Boy's M.I.A.'s Craig Mack, G-Depp, Black Rob, Total, and Eihtball & MJG (And trust me, there are a lot of M.I.A's in that bitch!)

Overused, repetitive ass beats and lyrics (1999 is over, ya)

Lately becoming more R&B than hip-hop (That's what most of the RECENT success went...that ain't good.)

Their punk-ass employees, including FAGsworth Bentley, clothing line, and lame ass reality shows are getting more press time than the actual artists

But the biggest problem with their sagging record sales and noteriety lies within their media-hogging, spotlight-stealing, egostitical, no-talented, ho ass surburbinite of an owner, Sean "Who the fuck am I" Combs.

Why don't they do us all a fuckin favor and remain dead along side Death Row, Homo Inc., and No Limit!!!

Diddy or Confused: "I thought I told ya that we don't stop, I thought I told ya that we don't stop, ehh-ehh, ehh-ehh!!! Uh Huh! Yeah!!"

Hip Hop fan: "Negro, Bad Boy Records fuckin died 5 years ago!!"

by JasonParker#2 November 14, 2006

nuclear reactor

Shotgunning a beer as an associate pours whiskey -- dammit, any hard liquor -- into the can.

D'you hear 'bout the fella that passed away?
Aye. Demolished three nuclear reactors in one sitting.

Limit yourself to one nuclear reactor per evening.

by edwinmassix June 2, 2011

rectomite

Very similar in texture to Marmite but tastes slighty better

This Marmite tastes like the Aldi version of most stuff you buy there, its Rectomite"

by kulucriss September 1, 2007

recturnal emissions

A nocturnal bowel movement induced by dreaming about having a bowel movement.

Recturnal emissions: it's pretty much self-explanatory.

by kenniker March 24, 2010

Record Player

A sex position in which the person sits on another's penis whilst spinning around repeatedly.

"I've never tried the Record Player until I met Jessica. That was a crazy night."

by The Nutmaster February 20, 2017

World Record Egg

“World Record Egg” An very special egg in many peoples hearts. It has out beat the home girl Kylie Jenner in likes on Instagram. Plus it’s actually a really good looking egg if I’m being honest

Kylie Jenner: I have the most likes on Instagram!
World Record Egg: Weird Flex but ok
Kylie Jenner: ...

by BrandNewWhipGotNoKeys January 15, 2019

boasca records

boasca records is an amateur hip-hop music record label, based in Romania, focused on mainly producing rap-instrumental music tracks and various audio projects with a strong message. It was founded on November 8th of 2020 by EDUΛRD, right before the release of his first album/mixtape "haus". Later on, in 2021, panescul joined the "boasca records" label and, along with the release of his debut album "simple", he became the co-founder of the regarded music enterprise. So far, there are no official news on any upcoming projects from the two artists, despite the collaborations that occured between them.

Dude, this new boasca records album is sick, and I've only waited like 4 years to come out!
Bruh.

by qmanvstheworld May 12, 2022