riding republican

The act of driving a vehicle with the windows down and the air conditioning on.

Buckle up kids we're riding republican!

by K1llD4shN1n3 October 20, 2014

riding the straight and narrow

The act of following the straight and narrow path through life, which generally means staying out of trouble and abstaining from particularly hedonistic activities like breaking moral laws and engaging in dangerous activities such as hard drugs and rampant unprotected sex with dirty ass hoes.

Parent: Have you been staying out of trouble in college?

Son: Yes mom i have been riding the straight and narrow.

by calvared November 5, 2014

Riding the Purple Dragon

Being under the narcotic influence of prescription cough syrup containing promethazine/codeine.

Oh shoot that's just the hallucinations man you been riding the purple dragon

by what breh July 28, 2016

riding the dill

A synonym of crush relish

I can't stop riding the dill, it's cost me my house. Yo, you got a fresh cruncher for me?

by Hotyeet November 10, 2019

Riding Gilbert

The typical term used to describe when one removes one’s bicycle seat, proceeds to aptly lubricate the the remaining seat tube, and then begins riding while sitting bare bummed on the pole in order to generate maximum prostate stimulation.

Most commonly used amongst off road mountain bike groups.

Origins of the term is thought to have started in the San Francisco East Bay Area.

Also see Riding Diablo.

Rand died today while Riding Gilbert down the mountain trail. It was unexpectedly too bumpy. He died with a smile on his face.

by T. Little May 14, 2021

riding the rainbow road

When you are so high you feel as if you are on the rainbow road in Super Mario Kart

"bro last night i felt like i was riding the rainbow road"
"woah that must be some serious cush"

by cushmaster69 June 3, 2021

Riding the merry-go-round

Riding the merry-go-round* is when a woman seeks to secure a handsome, perhaps wealthy, emotionally unavailable man ("Chad"*) in an attempt to improve social standing (hypergamy), gets dumped, and then she tries again, repeating the cycle. She never learns, all while ignoring guys she has friend-zoned.

After perpetually riding the merry-go-round, the woman eventually finds herself past the flower of her youth, single, and whining on TikTok videos about how "there aren't any good men".

*terms often used by men's advice YouTubers "33 Secrets" and "Entrepreneurs in Cars".

She would do well to stop Riding the Merry-Go-Round and settle down with someone she has friend-zoned.

by Run.Forrest.Run January 26, 2022