Quiche

slang for fat person, normally used to describe an over-weight female

"She's alright for a quiche!"

"I wouldn't mind doing a quiche, just for the craic"

"Carl pulled an absolute quiche last night!"

by Martymaterazzi March 3, 2009

quiche

adj. 1. a rich, unsweetened custard pie with egg filling; 2. derogatorily used to describe a person who is unsubstantial and carries pretensions, or is disingenuous.

He likes to think he's interesting but he's such a flake - he's so quiche.

by Cori J. November 13, 2006

quiche

a gay food usually served as an entree and followed by an carrot cake for dessert.

When Joey had Elliot over for tea, he prepared a delicious spinach quiche.

by Ben Dover January 11, 2004

quiche

a pie, not to be confused with quickie

i will have one quiche please

by ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????? December 28, 2003

Quiche

a queer version of a diche

oh my gosh he is such a quiche. wow and i thought queers werent dishes?!

by sHANNONNNN September 13, 2005

quiche

(v.) to be unable, avoid, or otherwise fail to meet a commitment.

Jack said he was coming to the gig tonight, but he's quiched.

by MythMoth January 11, 2009

Quiche

(n.) a man with dark skin

(n.) what white people say when they are too afraid to say "Black person" for fear they will get the sh*t beat out of them

- dude, there's so much quiche in this club
- yeah, the quiche are takin all our women

by Shockey May 13, 2005