Coffee, kiss, and quarantine?

It’s the new Netflix and chill, imax and climax, etc in the time of coronavirus pandemic.

Person to attractive quarantine candidate: coffee, kiss, and quarantine?

Candidate: thanks, but id rather go shopping for disinfectant wipes with you unless you have a fever.

by Doctor.vin March 13, 2020

quarantine ale

The beer you stock up on and drink while under quarantine.

The government is recommending people stay in their house for the next 72 hours... I better stock up on some quarantine ale!

by Coopers2013 March 15, 2020

Quarantine kickback

When as a result of quarantine due to the Coronavirus outbreak you have to FaceTime with your friends to smoke “together”.

Bro 1:Yo you tryna have a kickback?

Bro 2:Bro we’re quarantined what should we do?

Bro 1:Brooo! Let’s have a quarantine kickback!

Bro 2: faxxx call all the homies on FaceTime or any other video chatting services.

by Mega$toner420 March 17, 2020

Quarantine Pussy

A female who’s attractive enough , that you would not mind being stuck with her at the house for a long period of time.

Dude that girl is so hot, she defiantly has that quarantine pussy.

by Zephyrhillspapi March 18, 2020

quarantine dream

like a fever dream but cause by quarantine depression

i had the most vivid quarantine dream last night

by get ur bread up March 22, 2020

quarantine effect

Doing something dumb and blaming it on isolation from COVID-19.

I almost gave myself bangs when I woke up because of the quarantine effect.

I just ran 4 miles and oddly didn't feel thirsty because of the quarantine effect.

I just deep cleaned my whole house and then made myself Ramen because of the quarantine effect.

by why do people like cheese? March 24, 2020

quarantine boyfriend

Noun. A boyfriend to have during the 2020 Quarantine. It's like a summer boyfriend, but for quarantine only.

"Sorry, I was texting my quarantine boyfriend."

by xoprincessxox May 15, 2020