Quake & Bake

A quake & bake is like a one night stand, but with a woman who is a Quaker. To fully complete a quake & bake, the man must bust a nut into a bowl of oatmeal, which the woman then eats.

Yeah bro, I totally quake & bake that Quaker bitch last night.

by poopynutnacho September 8, 2022

Quake

To fuck something up or an epic failure. A case of being un-clutch and also fucking up at the worst time possible.

"Nico misses a layup to win a basketball game at the park then the other team scores and wins"

His friends say, "Nico how the fuck did you quake so hard???"

by Bigdongguy69 September 9, 2018

clam quake

the fluttering of the vaginas lips against a mans face during orgasm

dude, you should have felt that clam quake she had. it shook the rafters.

by shay-zizzel January 18, 2011

Hannah Quake

An earthquake in Australia with a magnitude ranging between 2.3 - 4.8 which usually occurs when Bebahan(Hannah) uploads a beautiful or sexy new picture.

Australia experienced a Hannah quake today

by gzxy June 29, 2023

Quake team

Fucking a ho real good. ( sometimes someone may say “quake team” )

Lil marcc made da word ‼️- @liiilmarcc

I just hit dat ho wit da quake team

Dey call me nd da bros da quake team da way we fuck dese hors

by my mmmmy instagram @the_real.r January 5, 2022

Couch Quake

the movements or rumbles one feels on the opposite side of the couch during a nestled flatulance.

She said "EWW, don't get up, I felt that couch quake all the way over here !"

by Big Brada November 29, 2012

lady quake

The moments after sex when a woman’s body shakes from having intercourse. Can last up to 20 minutes

OMG girl! I had the lady quakes after Tyron last night! I couldn’t stop shaking!

by WakandanLMT September 10, 2019