A person in the Army who has spent their career behind a desk. They will duck and dodge deployments at all costs. They do not care about anyone else but themselves. Most of the time are found in Recruiting Command, but may be found elsewhere.
by Jesus B. Black August 19, 2010
Get the admin pukemug. Its where you creep on someone sleeping and puke on them. When they wake up in a stupor you proceed to hump them.
Jim: "So hows your girlfriend doing"
John: "Shes been a bitch lately so I puke and juke her last night."
Jim: "You disgust me"
John: "Shes been a bitch lately so I puke and juke her last night."
Jim: "You disgust me"
by Bastille III January 15, 2009
Get the puke and jukemug. EXAMPLE 1
When feeling ill (typically after consuming too much alcohol), one feels nauseous for a brief period of time before vomiting. This vomiting, however, causes the feeling of over-drunk nausea to disappear, and leaves the vomit-er feeling considerably more sober. Best performed out of view of friends to preserve dignity.
Not to be mistaken with normal drunken puking which goes on for ages and doesn't leave the vomit-er any less drunk or nauseous.
EXAMPLE 2
Can also be used as a parting insult on somebody you don't like, when they get up to leave and you cannot contain your anger until they leave the room.
When feeling ill (typically after consuming too much alcohol), one feels nauseous for a brief period of time before vomiting. This vomiting, however, causes the feeling of over-drunk nausea to disappear, and leaves the vomit-er feeling considerably more sober. Best performed out of view of friends to preserve dignity.
Not to be mistaken with normal drunken puking which goes on for ages and doesn't leave the vomit-er any less drunk or nauseous.
EXAMPLE 2
Can also be used as a parting insult on somebody you don't like, when they get up to leave and you cannot contain your anger until they leave the room.
EXAMPLE 1
Charlie- *drunkenly* Aaaaah I feel sooooo rough... *lies down and curls up with nausea*
Mate- Try a Good Puke, that may help
Charlie- *has Good Puke* *soberly* aaaah I feel so much better!
EXAMPLE 2
Irritating French Teacher- Ok, that's all for today, see you tomorrow *begins walking out of door* bye!
Charlie- YEAH, GOOD PUKE!
Charlie- *drunkenly* Aaaaah I feel sooooo rough... *lies down and curls up with nausea*
Mate- Try a Good Puke, that may help
Charlie- *has Good Puke* *soberly* aaaah I feel so much better!
EXAMPLE 2
Irritating French Teacher- Ok, that's all for today, see you tomorrow *begins walking out of door* bye!
Charlie- YEAH, GOOD PUKE!
by CharlieGiggles September 2, 2009
Get the Good Pukemug. Someone who has no social standing, has no ambition, no job and doesn't have any desire to better his situation.
by Mercana November 22, 2013
Get the Puddle of Pukemug. The act of hanging your penis over someone's shoulder as you are ejaculating, simulating a puking parrot. It is also very beneficial to dress the penis up and mutter, "Polly want a cracker?"
Man: I nutted in my girlfriends mouth last night!
Friend: Cool. I pulled out and gave her a puking parrot last night.
Friend: Cool. I pulled out and gave her a puking parrot last night.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 18, 2017
Get the Puking Parrotmug. If you’ve seen a penguin documentary you would of seen a male penguin puke and it looks like a males pp when white cheddar cheese comes out
by BigBallBetty February 13, 2019
Get the Penguin pukemug. Peepeepoopoo: Man I feel so sick
Boomer: how much sleep have you had?
Peepeepoopoo: not much
Boomer: you’re puke tired, get back to work!
Boomer: how much sleep have you had?
Peepeepoopoo: not much
Boomer: you’re puke tired, get back to work!
by Blobfishunicorn December 2, 2019
Get the Puke tiredmug.