prayer-jack

To spontaneously and with little to no warning, begin praying with strangers you just met. Most of the time this is done holding hands.
They seemed like very nice people and right before we turned to walk away, he asked me "can we pray?". Before I could respond he reached for my hand, and prayer-jacked me.
by hitworth June 14, 2021
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A Spartans Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens with abscesses.
Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good..you are "A Spartans Prayer"
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 13, 2025
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A Spartan's Prayer

When someone says: "Achilles, the sound engineer, born by hands and killed by feet because he was endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest".
Person 1: Hey, do you know the Spartans Prayer?
Person 2: Yes, I call it a Spartan's prayer
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 06, 2025
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Crocodile Prayer

A particularly intentional effort by someone religious to express very publicly and loudly their intention to "pray" for their opposition/target of their aggression in a disingenuous attempt to appear righteous
"I will pray for you so that the lord may save you from yourself" = a crocodile prayer

-insert any aggressive or faked expression of religious faith driven wording to use their religion against others-
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by ADOLFKAHIEM April 19, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The battle of thermopylae (the battle for the Spartans prayer out of Angel Jose Robles)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025
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The Cones Prayer

Our Cone which art in the chamber
hallowed be thy cone
thy chamber of secrets come;
thy secrets will be done,
in the cone as it is said in Mcnaughton.
Give us this day our daily meeting.
And let no one trespass,
and forgive no one that trespass against the cone.
And lead us not into temptation

to let in outsiders
For thine is the chamber of secrets,
the power, and the glory of the great cone,
for ever and ever.
Praise be to Cone.
*mutters The Cones Prayer*


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by The Cone November 22, 2010
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