mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

Apple Prayer

A subconcious train of thought that expresses admiration for Apple products. Often recited in high school hallways, college campuses, and fat commutes.

The Apple Prayer: "Airpods have changed my life; Please end my strife with a new Apple Watch. Thank you, god, for Apple Cash. Oh, lmao, Siri's trash."

Damian gave an Apple Prayer before his exam.

by nolandc October 2, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Mood prayer

When a worship leader does a long, drawn out prayer while accompanied by shcmoozic (see definition of schmoozic).

Especially when the worship leader begins to speak with dramatic voice inflections like a motivational speaker. Sometimes it appears they are high while doing so.

Lol! That Fornian is going full mood prayer.

Would this Fornian quit mood praying and pray like he loves the Lord?

Bruhhhhhh! I’m feeling the VIBES of this mooooood praaaaaayyyer!

Bethel churches always do mood prayers.

(Pray sincerely, avoid mood prayers)

by Hunter HaFrick’nrickian October 16, 2020

Concepts of Thoughts and Prayers

A sarcastic quip usually made by American liberals and those on the left side of the political spectrum to ridicule Trump supporters and MAGA loyalists suffering from misfortune as a result of their vote. It's a reference to the second 2024 Presidential Debate, wherein Donald Trump claimed he had "concepts of a plan" to replace The Affordable Care Act, despite having planned to abolish it for more than 8 years.

"Every Florida House Republican votes against extending FEMA funding"
Well, concepts of thoughts and prayers for Florida.

"These tariffs jacking up prices are gonna kill me! I voted to deport all the migrants and keep men out of women's restrooms, not this!"
I'm sorry, my concepts of thoughts and prayers go out to you.

by NuNu Boo Boo April 6, 2025

Prayers from the jinaist

MI pray you clarify his mind frame of mind adations of mind confrol manipulative deluvery upon association for that is of a backbiting snake. I pray you anihilate his powerful take flight and take off with cloud communIcation and let that cloud lose its transparency. I pray he is intimidated by the opposite relativitism and steaming out the war he is losing in power of the path of purpose is satanism and make him feel the intimidated nature that he self sacrifices his sins for ones own sin. rewarding of disconnected pulled in trigger for permanent disconnection from the forms of the universe and all beings that have the form of life. Utilize magic mytholigies biometric powers of regulating the suffering mind of the jinaist and obtruct the purpose of its influence. Take away his presence and assiociated tensions mark on a hit on the target and taken out by the good casualties being regulated from the jinaist organizations. Raising jihad in using prohibited practice of evil acts upon religious association and hope the evil is confined and burned with putting the spirits in a bag and litters paper plastic that shall be burned and make him reveal his demonic of blasphemy that is 8of being a hippocrite critizing what is being done by him. Satan has no longer capabilities of communicating and is shed fire that will consumed tosses from earths atmosphere and sent to the flames of the sun. Ask and you shall receive punishmenf that is being suffered by ones infant.

How is my satanic approach centering isolation taking away activities of chanting the 5% compensation that you satan take for a joke.

Your declining nature has been freed by the first seed born in opposition to rebel against the purpose it conveys to earths atmosphere and if the sun doesnt get you with casting out flame throwing then as to your voids sent a rock that crushes the purpose of your satanic being nature. The prayer of the jinaist defying its punishment. The prayers from the jinaist.

by Jinaist Policies May 17, 2021