Ted just ate four pizzas. It won't be long before he drops a twelve pounder.
or
Hey Mike, if you are going in there to drop a twelve pounder, snip it off at six so as to not plug up the hopper.
or
Hey Mike, if you are going in there to drop a twelve pounder, snip it off at six so as to not plug up the hopper.
by ltwillhuch April 21, 2011
Get the twelve poundermug. Where a male shits on his partners chest *WITH PERMISSION*while the partner jacks him off, then will turn around, ejaculate on the vagina, and lay on his partners chest.
I asked for a pittsburgh pounder and ended up with a cracked rib, and a positive pregnancy test. What a night.
by COCKDOCK12÷4 September 11, 2016
Get the pittsburgh poundermug. A sexual maneuver where a man is having sex with a woman in the pile driver position and he pulls out and ejaculates all over her before using his penis to rub in the "frosting." He then pounds back into his newly-frosted bundt cake.
"Oh yes, fuck me just like that!"
"I'm going give you a frosted pounder!"
"Yes, turn me into your dirty cake!"
"I'm going give you a frosted pounder!"
"Yes, turn me into your dirty cake!"
by ILOVEBEINGPURPLE! May 13, 2016
Get the Frosted Poundermug. A man that comes out to a pasture (that he does not own), at dusk and vigorously thrust against the farmers chosen cow leg three times, slaps it's ass and disappears into the night.
"you hear that?" "Yes!, Turn the fucking lights on there's a cattle pounder outside!" "Get my gun jack, I'm about to end this sick fucks life....."
by Huckedrealfard July 27, 2018
Get the cattle poundermug. I’m not to sure what it means I heard my Canadian coworker say it at somebody who cut him off it traffic now I say it
by Mustyass808 October 31, 2020
Get the salt poundermug. A loose medical term to use in the case of a males genitals being almost super humanly strong when erect or going from flaccid to erect.
by Dr. Francisco baker December 31, 2017
Get the organ poundermug. by Door gunner September 6, 2017
Get the Mound poundermug.