Potato

The bestest thing in all existence!

"Dude that car is so potato"

by DaPotatatatatoWorshipper March 30, 2019

Potato

a special kind of retard that is so useless they cant function

you're a special kind of stupid arnt you? ya stupid fucking potato

by CoronerSU27 March 4, 2019

potato

me
emyliene
pronounced: poe toe toe

josey and emyliene are potatoes

by reeegorl March 10, 2019

Potato

An unremarkable, dumpy looking girl or guy. Usually short and round. Typically you will have a friend who is inexplicably attracted to a potato and spend an inordinate amount of time chasing the potato.Usually giving the excuse that she/ he has a great personality or attributes no one else can see

Dude why are you obsessing over this girl, she’s just a potato. No she has an incredible personality.

by Upenn 13 May 21, 2019

Potato

A leader of a group, cult, army, etc with lots of power and is also bad at leading the group.

Jeremy is a potato I wish I could lead the group.

by Jenna beans June 5, 2019

Potato

A silencer for a gun

And if a nigga got a problem, bitch, I got the four pound

Put a potato on the barrel, bitch, it won't make a sound

-Comethazine

by Bs11111111111 August 27, 2019

Potato

A word that can be used to describe face shape or appearance.

Person A: “Ewwww. Delete that photo I look like such a potato.”

by heresthemotjerflippinTEAAA August 29, 2019