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by Lisa June 15, 2003

an enjoyable video that might get you wet or hard, now go get you a boyfriend/girlfriend, if you gay! ion even know!!!
by Wassup._.baby.girl October 9, 2018

Now you know as well as I, that you know what porn is. If you don't, why would you search it up on the Urban Dictionary? That's dumb. Get a fucking life.
Porn is what teenage boys use to get off with because they are sad, depressing, and single without a sex life.
by idemfk December 27, 2018

Something that should be watched in the daytime and not abused, preferably not at work. People who watch porn our the same as people who watch romantic movies, go to the opera, etc. What people our ignorant to is that porn is a compensatory product for not gettin' what you deserve. This is why porn is on a stronger emotional scale.
Wife "How did martin get the sack"
Husband " Oh he was downloading porn "
Wife "That is disgusting, fancy employing people like that, no wonder he had dating problems"
Husband " Oh he was downloading porn "
Wife "That is disgusting, fancy employing people like that, no wonder he had dating problems"
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by Feast your eyes July 24, 2008

porn is footage of a male and female having sex. it is shared onto the internet and watched by horny teenaged boys who cant get pussy and need to masterbait
by jennaXthomas July 26, 2016

by shrek555 July 15, 2018
