Russian Popsicle

When a woman performs oral on you after you have had sex with her while she is on her period.

I got Kelly to suck my russian popsicle.

by RevRob81 April 23, 2008

Ball Popsicle

A ball popsicle is when a female takes such joy in licking your testicles, they essentially emulate a popsicle.

The fine bitch made a ball popsicle out of my shit.

by Nino Bambino April 6, 2004

Podsicle

A digital device, especially an iPod, that has been left in a cold car in extremely cold weather, rendering its display useless. This is especially common among older generation electronics with black and white displays.

Passenger: Man it's cold!

Driver: I know right? It's gotta be like 2 degrees out right now!

Passenger: Dude, can I put on that new Shins album?

Driver: You might have to wait till it warms up in here, man. My iPod's probably a podsicle right now.

by Robert Merkle December 14, 2008

Paedophile Popsickle

Painting your cock to look like a lollipop to little kids

A paedophile popsickle is when a paedophile paints his erect cock to look like a lollipop. He then hides behind something, with his cock in view. Little kids will think it's a lollipop, and give a good lick. This will pleasure the paedophile!

by tomafishaful November 12, 2011

fudge popsicle

when a couple has anal sex and the man's (or the pitcher in a gay relationship) cock gets all shitty

"Too bad she was constipated last night"

"How come?"

"We had anal sex and I ended up getting a fudge popsicle"

by dfuygyuhvg,kjlh March 27, 2009

POPsicle

Step 1: Tupperware container by the bed
Step 2: Add semen bi-nightly (do not ejaculate any other time- keep your loads abundant and potent!)
Step 3: Rotate nights with your best bud
Step 4: Place a popsicle stick in the middle
Step 5: Freeze during the day
Remember: Make sure you don't get any on the stick!
Step 6: Once you've collected an abundant supply (the more the merrier!!), find a kinky female on a hot summer day
Step 7: Run the outside of the tupperware container in warm water
Step 8: Remove your POPsicle by the stick
Step 9: Donate your POPsicle to the luck lady and make sure she shares with her ladyparts!
Step 10: Take bets on who will be the daddy

Cumboxes are so lame, lets make a POPsicle instead!

by daphunkeefeel1 July 8, 2012

Belgium Popsicle

The art of freezing the penis by inserting it into a pile of snow, then immediately having oral sex.

"I nearly lost my slong to frostbite after giving your sister a belgium popsicle."

by megaDDs May 22, 2009