Dirt Poor

You

You are dirt poor

by UnicornSaures March 7, 2022

shovel poor

When you can't afford a snowblower and have to manually remove snow with a shovel.

Sue has no crisp clean snowblower driveway and sidewalk lines. She's shovel poor...

by Los_A January 15, 2018

poor as the hills

Extremely poor. Usually jobless, without resources and in some cases, homeless. Usually used to describe white trash rednecks and hillbillies.

"They know they can't afford that! They're about as poor as the hills!"

by StreetSmawts November 28, 2016

Poor Romneys

A pair of flip flops made from old plastic bottles.

Hobo bob couldn't afford shoes so grabbed some old plastic soda bottles and made himself a pair of Poor Romneys.

by RReagan August 8, 2012

poor and angry

Born middle/lower class, bust ass for everything we got, no charity, no handouts & no fucks given. Has a great life with kickass friends in spite of the Man keeping his boot to our throat.

Eddie was poor and angry so he reinvented the game to get his.

by Twisted0824 August 30, 2018

Poor lmao

When you feel bad for someone but you still lmao

This guy really slipped off some stairs while google maps was watching him? Poor lmao..

by gdoga March 19, 2019

new poor

those with little experience being broke, lacking the savvy and wisdom of professional urban survivalists.

"Damn these new poor, on my spot!" "Hey, you! Back the hell off my turf, one panhandler per corner!"

"Don't let any of those new poor follow you back to CardBoard City or I'll cut ya!"

"Look at the blood on this dumpster edge...hilarious. Had to be from climbin' in. These new poor don't know they ass from a hole in a groun."

dumpster divas

by 6uldv8 July 25, 2016