by KickAssKoalla February 09, 2017
A sexual activity whereby the male participant inserts a hoagie roll into the female participants pussy. After insertion, the male then drills his prick thru the hoagie roll female assembly creating a hole. They then fuck as normal until the male cums inside the roll. The male then removes the roll and proceeds to feed it to the female.
Last night my bitch got hungry but all we had were hoagie rolls, so I gave her the good ol poor man’s Twinkie.
by Biganchokeyuh September 15, 2023
When we tasted fish when we ate the French Fries at the bar, we asked for Old Bay Seasoning and called it Poor Man's Crab Legs.
by Whosit606 November 03, 2022
When a person is defecating and a large splash of water caused by their poop enters the butthole at the perfect time, coincidentally cleaning it.
by poopprodigies May 23, 2023
When your girl gives you head and doesn't swallow all of it and leaves some of the cum dripping down your penis that goes down your balls and reaches your anus.
by The Real Slim Shardy May 31, 2024
by YarisGR4LYF March 23, 2022
The act of melting down a snickers bar in a pan and throwing the molten nougat into someones face. This then sticks to the victims face, burning them continuously.
Person 1: Did you see that guys face?! What happened to him?
Person 2: Yeah, it seems poor man's punishment got the better of him.
Person 1: What! That must of hurt.
Person 2: Yeah, it seems poor man's punishment got the better of him.
Person 1: What! That must of hurt.
by Egg with tail November 01, 2017