Polar Express

When you fist your significant other with a handful of ice cubes in your hands

You wanna know whats better than a minivan a Polar Express!

by NotTonyHawk November 14, 2020

The Polar Plunge

When it’s snowing outside, and you bury a girl head first in the snow and fuck from behind. If you and your boys want to run a train on the girl, it becomes a polar express.

James: yo bro yesterday there was a huge blizzard and I fucked my bitch outside

John: no way bro what did you do
James: I fucked her from the back while her head was in the snow
John: ohhh you mean the polar plunge

by Kslatty February 7, 2023

Quad-polar

Twice as bad as bi-polar

That chick is so schizo she must be quad-polar.

by Gmaof2loves April 14, 2019

dick polar

When a girl cannot make up her mind from day to day if she wants to have sex with you. Often times caused by religious reasons. This condition is most common on Sunday afternoons and Monday's.

"Bro, my girlfriend says she doesn't want to have sex anymore. Yet 2 days later we are back at it"

"Your girl must be dick polar then"

by rockintheswoosh April 25, 2014

Polar wind

The act of eating someone's ass out while chewing gum and they fart in their mouth but it stays minty fresh because of the gum.

Ex.1. Tiffany ate my ass after blowing me and it felt so good I accidentally gave her a polar wind.
Ex.2. Jessica said she wanted to give me a polar wind

by Tiedstik & narutonotnice October 10, 2019

Polar express

The favorite Christmas movie of people born between 2003-2006, based on a book by *Googles* Chris Van Allsburg. In 2017 it became the dank express, DEJA VU! Its cast consists of Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, and a special guest appearance of Tom Hanks.

The polar express is the most epic Christmas movie.
Oh look, there's at least one definition here that's not sexual.

by anonymous May 27, 2021

Polar Pass

Shit and piss in a bottle that has marinated for 2 months or more.

“Bro, did you hear about that new Polar Pass?
“Fuck, not again”

by polarpasssurvivor June 14, 2022