Poland cannot into space

A word that makes fun of poland in the polandball universe

Haha! Poland Cannot Into Space!

by CyanIsNotAColor December 5, 2025

Poland

To collaborate with someone else to split something between an amount of people.

My friends and I are going to Poland this cake.

by Idk/c June 11, 2023

Poland

(Verb) To collaborate with others to split something amongst themselves.

My friends and I will Poland this cake.

by Idk/c June 12, 2023

Turning 19 in Poland

When you turn 19 in Poland you serve in the Military. This is a way to say you are looking good or “serving”

wow is that a new dress? you are literally turning 19 in Poland right now

by PhaePhee April 6, 2025

just turned 19 in Poland

A reference to the age that men in Poland are when they have to be medically assessed to serve in the military. Used online to describe how someone served the utmost cunt.

"Did you see Charli XCX at Coachella?"
"Yes b*tch, she just turned 19 in Poland 😍"

by br@t April 14, 2025

Turning 19 in Poland

Serving. In Poland, when you are 19, you are tested to see if you can serve in the military. When someone tells you that you are turning 19 in Poland, they are saying you are serving.

Person 1: OMG her outfit is so cute.
Person 2: It’s so fye. She’s turning 19 in Poland.

by Chillspritecranberry April 20, 2025

19 in Poland

Once Polish people turn 19 they serve in the military so it’s a different way to say “you’re serving”

Person A: “OMG GIRL THAT OUTFIT IS SO PRETTY YOU’RE TURNING 19 IN POLAND!!”

Person B: “THANK YIU SO MUCH!!”

by pyr4m1d April 21, 2025