Pokey bum wank

An act of masturbation where you put your legs over your head and poke yourself in the bum

I was going to have a pokey bum wank today but I'm going to Spencer's house

by Pls1234 February 3, 2017

spikey pokey bitch

its a hedgehog/hamster squishmallow

karelyn has a spikey pokey bitch

by spikeypokeybitch November 18, 2020

pokey bum wank

To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax via ones bum hole

"Can you smell that?"
"Andys Having an other one of his pokey bum wanks"

by Andys Mom June 20, 2007

gay hokey pokey

When one fluctuates between being in and out of the closet, based on which is more beneficial to their current circumstances.

"Man, I don't know whether she wants be in or out. She's doing the gay hokey pokey."
"Tony's straight at home, but gay when he's out on the town. You could say he's pulling a gay hokey pokey."

by casserole42069 May 8, 2017

The Emotional Hokey Pokey

You put your emotions in. You take your emotions out. You put your emotions in and they get shaken all about. You do the emotional hokey pokey and you're left down and out. That's why you're sad not glad.

Mark decided that he should express his feelings to a girl he liked and in doing so she made him do the emotional hokey pokey and it left him mad and confused.

by Wason Jertz December 9, 2008

lunchtime hokey pokey

The act of leaving school or work to engage in sexual play with one's partner.

John: My girlfriend and I got caught sneaking out of school for some lunchtime hokey pokey.
George: Now THAT'S what it's all about.

by Michelle the Awesome December 29, 2007

pokey bum dance

A dance where one violently pokes his/herself in the botty.

Colin:"Francesca! Stop doing the pokey bum dance!"

by coco3 August 10, 2009