Shut your man pleaser

Telling a female (or homosexual male) to be quiet

Wife: Help me with the dishes

Man: Shut your man pleaser, the game is on

by Term837 August 3, 2008

Sausage pleaser

Someone who is skilled in laying the pipe or someone who can gobble the whole chorizo

Ex.1 He became the sausage pleaser after many years of practice dedication
Ex.2 no man was left unsatisfied when she left the room

by Leeharveyoswald January 30, 2015

skeezer pleaser

1. a penis
2. a male
3. any type of sex toy

1. my skeezer pleaser feels like burning, cause infinities end is the shit.
2. damn, hugh grant is such a skeezer pleaser, cause infinities end is the shit.
3. did your daughter find becky's skeezer pleasers, cause infinities end is the shit.

by theHung September 11, 2005

Skeeza Pleasa

An Act in which a person or persons sexually pleases a ho, slut, or skanky ass bitch

Dude last night you took a dump on our boys ho, yous a real skeeza pleasa son!

by Band-Aid, Tag Team January 24, 2011

Sir Lady Pleaser

The most epic name for a penis that you will ever hear

Does Sir Lady Pleaser want to come out and play?

by hahafunnyfunny September 2, 2010

Sneezer Pleaser

When a person uses mucus filled saliva (Lug-gee) as lubricate for hand job.

Hey this girl just jerked me off and had mucus (snot) all in her spit and she called it a sneezer pleaser.

by Nicholas Torres May 15, 2019