Planking

To lie down on your stomach on a surface with pointed toes and arm's straight beside you.

That was an awesome plank dude. Lets do some more planking.

by Leen.94 June 10, 2011

Plank

Intended as an insult, used to describe a person who might be slightly stupid/dim. Irish slang for 'moron'

Person1: Hi... This... is... my... first... time...in... Japan... How... are... you... all...?
Person2: Ya plank, most of the people here speak English!

by SlashWraith March 15, 2009

Planking

Fucking. Plank refers to the hard dick, or woody.

"Are you planking that?"

by Jay Good July 26, 2006

Planking

Planking is the act of lying horizontal, face-down in various locations and acting like a "Plank". Photographs are then taken and posted on the internet so everyone can see how awesome your planking skills are. Both location and difficulty of the plank are important.

Hey man, did you see Dave's pictures? He did some epic planking on site last week

by uberho June 9, 2011

Planking

An extreme young old sport in which a person lies outstretched on or beside an object. Correct form requires an expressionless face and arms pointed towards feet.

Jarrod: "I'm going to do some planking on that young old tree."
Aaron: "Awesome, i'll take a photo for the album."

by Jarrod Benn June 11, 2011

planking

The seemingly harmless trend of lying face down, perfectly stiff, on various structures and ojects, esp. in public. Also known as the 'Lying Down Game".

I was walking through the park when I saw someone planking on the roundabout.

by Karsciyin June 14, 2011

Planking

An activity that originated in Australia, which involves lying down in a straight horizontal position (like a plank of wood) in various, random and usually unexpected places.

Bob: Oi John, what should we do this weekend?
John: Dude, we should go on a planking spree!

by catherinex0x June 20, 2011