Planking

To lie down on your stomach on a surface with pointed toes and arm's straight beside you.

That was an awesome plank dude. Lets do some more planking.

by Leen.94 June 10, 2011

Plank

Intended as an insult, used to describe a person who might be slightly stupid/dim. Irish slang for 'moron'

Person1: Hi... This... is... my... first... time...in... Japan... How... are... you... all...?
Person2: Ya plank, most of the people here speak English!

by SlashWraith March 15, 2009

Planking

Fucking. Plank refers to the hard dick, or woody.

"Are you planking that?"

by Jay Good July 26, 2006

Planking

Planking is the act of lying horizontal, face-down in various locations and acting like a "Plank". Photographs are then taken and posted on the internet so everyone can see how awesome your planking skills are. Both location and difficulty of the plank are important.

Hey man, did you see Dave's pictures? He did some epic planking on site last week

by uberho June 9, 2011

Planking

Planking is a fad that involves people lying "like a plank" in various random places, such as on top of poles and on public transport. The aim is to be as creative as possible.

Planking began as an obscure fad in South Australia. It gained notority when a "planker" in Brisbane, Australia was intoxicated and planked on the side of a balcony, subsequently falling to his death.

Plankers are encouraged to be creative but safe.

Girl: Did I show you the picture of the planker on the railway tracks?

Guy: Yeah, right after you showed me the pic of the host of the morning show planking on her couch.

Guy 1: Steve planked on a paint can on the weekend. You could see the mark on his stomach afterwards.

Guy 2: Bet he was drunk.

by planker_brissy01 August 7, 2011

Planking

Planking is the action of lying face down with arms to the sides of the body, on top of objects and photographing it. The more dangerous the plank, the better the planker you are.

James got arrested after planking on a police car. Dangerous plank.

Sarah thought it was a great idea to plank on top of a display at the grocery store. Until it came tumbling down. Unstable plank.

I saw this guy planking on top of a billboard on my way to work yesterday. Good one!

by sevenfourone August 7, 2011

planking

The action of lying face-down, with you arms on your sides, in an obscure public place; usually a picture is taken. Made popular in Australia in 2011.

Have you seen the picture of Josh planking the train tracks last night?

by Lionel Johnson III July 13, 2011