Alaskan Pipeline

Pooping and freezing the poop so you can use it as a dildo.

She gave me her Alaskan Pipeline for fun.

by 9191 July 22, 2009

alaskan pipeline

When one "mate" shits in aluminum foil, places it in the freezer, or out side on a cold day, and inserts it in to the other "mates" rectal area to perform pleasure. The frozen piece of tundra replaces the old dildo for something more jagged and cool. *hint: try eating corn, peanuts, and fiber before defecating into the foil for extra ribbed. This maneuver can also be performed solo.

Ben was tired of the traditional dildo in his ass, so he convinced Josh to give him an alaskan pipeline instead. So that morning, Josh took a dumb in aluminum foil, froze it, and had hours of fun when they got off work.

by schmitty81 November 16, 2007

Reverse Alaskan Pipeline

Derived from the Alaskan Pipeline, the Reverse Alaskan Pipeline is practically the same as the Alaskan Pipeline except instead of leaving the seran wrap or condom around the feces you remove it after its frozen and proceed to have sex with it. Some people prefer this over the Alaskan Pipeline because they enjoy having sex with it as it melts back to its mucky state.

Slut : I gave myself a Reverse Alaskan Pipeline last night after I read about it on UD.

Guy : WTF WHY?

Slut : It felt soooo good but it was sooo messy.

by PR0XY July 19, 2009

alaskan pipeline

The alaskan pipeline is where you take a crap, freeze it, and then put the turd up a girl like a dildo.

That alaskan pipeline really hurt Becca's small vagina.

by Napoaleon November 9, 2007

pink pipeline

Pulling a girl's small intestine out of her stomach and through her anus and proceeding to fornicate.

Domique: "Mah stomach and mah ass hurts, mah bf must have pulled the pink pipeline on me last night"

by Jack Balss May 27, 2010

Pipeliner

A Pipeliner is where somebody takes a BC Powder and drinks a Redbull at the same time. Closest thing to being on Amphetamines you can get with without it showing on a drug test.

If I work a 18 hour shift I always have a Pipeliner to keep me going!

by Kalesile June 27, 2018

Pipeline dream

A pipeline dream is specific to IT projects where although a project is fantastic or really needed it never comes to fulfilment due to other projects always taking priority or being pushed in ahead

The update of the search functionality was but a pipeline dream for the developers working on the app

by CounterEase February 28, 2022