phildo

A high-school geek who plays soccer... or a fancy dildo

Did you see Phildo today? He tottaly fell on his butt.

by phildo shirey February 14, 2005

phildo

A High School kid who plays soccer... may be involved with ti-calc and cheats on Math Tets... Often times this word can be used to describe sexual toys a "Phil" would play with. May cause abrupt stop in sexual desire... or make you hornay!

Did you see Phildo today! Coach tottaly made him roll around the feild.

Phildo is going to kill corry!

DAAAAAAAMN! Did you see that! Phildo totally fell on his ass!

by phildo shirey February 15, 2005

philologist

pronounced {fi-lol-uh-jist}, from the root word Dr. Phil*
noun
- a specialist in philology
- a person who does not listen to or understand the problems or situation at hand, but thinks they know exactly how to remedy them. They will rudely offer their advice in the form of cliché, pop-psychology sound bites and blanketed, one-size-fits-all, cookie cutter solutions.
- inexperienced author of contemporary self-help books

*Dr. Phil is a TV show hosted by a loud-mouthed, balding Phil McGraw, PhD, in which he cycles through topics and guests, superficially highlighting their struggles and offering quick-fix, psychobabble advice like "Get real."

Female 1: My kid was hollering for a toy at Target yesterday, and as I was fixin' to whoop him, the lady behind me in line tells me that I shouldn't spank my kids because it will emotionally scar them for life.

Female 2: Another philologist at work, handing out lame-duck advice. What did she expect you to do, give the kid a time out??? I bet she doesn't even have kids!

by mistresskeke June 6, 2013

Philopateer

Philopateer is a person who is Egyptian sucks at fortnite. His best friend is usually named kero and gets carried by another kero.

Philopateer is so friendly, sometimes.

by KeroZero March 6, 2019

Philcos

A place were everyone is themselves. Everyone is unique in there own way

I wish i was working at Philcos

by Fudgepackercunt May 2, 2008

philopathy

A pathological need to adhere to a specific belief system to the exclusion of all else. For example, adherence to Socialism in an environment where Capitalism would function better, or adherence to an archaic scientific maxim long since overturned by new evidence.

The Senator's philopathy prevented him from being open-minded.

by OffcenterHorizon May 12, 2017

philmacrackin

Chris. a tribes2 1337 player, whos gay

Gee, philmacrackin's a fuck wit!

by Anne Onemous April 3, 2003