Phandom

A large group of teens whose lives have been taken over by two British guys (Dan and Phil). Dan is an internet cult leader and Phil is a ray of sunshine who is too innocent for this cruel world.

Friend 2 'Why haven't you been talking to anyone?'

Friend 1 'I've fallen into The Phandom and there's no way out.'

Friend 2 'What is 'The Phandom'?'

Friend 3 'NO DON'T GET HER STARTED'
Friend 1 'Too late. The Phandom is...'

by Nicole-Timothy November 3, 2016

Phantom Text Message

Like A phantom pregnancy. (Where you think you're pregnant but your actually not)
Whilst waiting for a text message, you think you can feel your phone vibrate and get excited but it is actually just your imagination.

Girl1: Oh! My phone's gone off!
Girl2: Omg, has he texted back?!
Girl1: Hmm, I haven't got anything, must be a Phantom Text Message.

by applehop July 23, 2009

phantom forces

A blocky lego game on Roblox where little kids think they can 360 no scope off the crane.

My daddy is Builderman and he will ban you from Phantom Forces if you kill me!

by TheDeepBlue December 2, 2017

phantom penis

The quivering feeling a girl (or person) gets right after having sex when the penis has withdrawn from the vagina.

He pulled out and I rolled over closing my legs back together and trembled from phantom penis.

by lovestosnuggle January 17, 2009

pancommunist

Someone who doesn't like pancakes. Only communists don't like pancakes. Also likely to send chain texts and emails to so-called friends.

You're ordering chicken fingers at Ihop? What are you, some sort of pancommunist?!

by one dude October 7, 2010

The Phantom Shitter

Also known as Alex "Cheech" Marin who in 2006, during the Loyola Freshman football season, took massive shits throughout the Freshman/Sophomore locker room. He was notorious for vanishing after dropping a duece seemingly into thin air. The Phantom Shitter was never officially caught in the act, but after years of specualtion, it has been confirmed that Alex Marin is THE PHANTOM SHITTER.

Damn do you smell that?" "Yea, I guess the phantom shitter strikes again...

by deepdarksecrets September 27, 2010

Phantom Regiment

By far the most badass drum corps ever to walk the face of the Earth...characterized by an orgasmic horn line and a drum line as tight as they come.

"Hey did you see the Phantom Regiment show this weekend?"
"No I didn't get to see it, but I was 30 miles away and I could still hear it!"

by Ishterp September 30, 2008