peterson

The peterson(or petreson) is a unit of mass originally defined as "the weight of copper you need to steal and then to sell in order to procure a gram of meth". Named after prof. Jordan Peterson. Peterson value may vary depending on your local copper and meth prices.

Bums dug up copper wire worth 100 petersons.

by roumor January 25, 2021

lucas peterson

one who is bald and deathly allergic to avacados

shine bright like lucas peterson’s head

by skhfjsjdjsjdj April 8, 2021

Petersoning

The act of bullying everyone you disagree with on private social media platforms and claiming you are being silenced when you get suspended for violating the terms of service

Guy: why is he mad, didn't he just insult somebody.
me: yeah he is just petersoning

by Amr Salem July 4, 2022

Taylor Peterson

A tool with a large head full of emptiness.

Look at that person on that tractor he's a real Taylor Peterson.

by Lexi Day September 3, 2022

Lance peterson

A really hot guy who loves Legos and lifting weights to push down sadness

1:you know who’s hot?
2:definitely Lance Peterson

by Yellownote April 21, 2022

Lance peterson

A really hot guy who loves legos and weightlifting to push down the pain.

1:you know who’s hot?
2:definitely Lance Peterson

by Yellownote April 21, 2022

marz peterson

girls who think that they are very attractive and think that they pull so many hoes when they don't
these girls are often seen as "white girl ghetto" or "hot cheeto white girls"

1: this girl in my class is so annoying and thinks shes ghetto
2: she sounds like a marz peterson
1: she is one

by crybabyfrfrfr October 1, 2022