peterson

The peterson(or petreson) is a unit of mass originally defined as "the weight of copper you need to steal and then to sell in order to procure a gram of meth". Named after prof. Jordan Peterson. Peterson value may vary depending on your local copper and meth prices.

Bums dug up copper wire worth 100 petersons.

by roumor January 25, 2021

brodey peterson

Brodey Peterson is a nice young fellow. If he sees a woman he will use his wee wee to impress her. He claims to be the new edp445 and is packing 12 inches. He is a sweat at Roblox and Fortnite. He is a white male who enjoys calling African Americans slurs and nice names. He uses a vibrator towards hentai.

Brodey Peterson is so hot

by Kneegus November 27, 2023

gabe mitchell-peterson

Sexy little short person who gets all the chicks and is unique. If you know this person your in good hands cause he’s a great gentlemen and is a great man to date.

Gabe Mitchell-Peterson is the shortest sexy kid I know lokey.

by ¥33+ April 23, 2019

Tash Peterson

when you have the shit idea to dress up in ugly ass lingered at a Melbourne tram stop in the middle of summer and you somehow think that is vegan

P1: "I am going to Tash Peterson."
P2: "Don't. Its a shit idea."

by iDontTrustYou August 25, 2024

Lance peterson

A really hot guy who loves Legos and lifting weights to push down sadness

1:you know who’s hot?
2:definitely Lance Peterson

by Yellownote April 21, 2022

Peterson's Couple

A partnership consisting of one or more trans persons. The sexual orientation of the couple changes depending on how transphobic the viewer is.

My boyfriend is a trans man. My parents say we are a hetero couple, we're a Peterson's Couple

by B. Sagget April 15, 2024

Jordan Peterson

I don't think this is knowable.

Joe Rogan: Jordan, did you shit in the sink?
Jordan Peterson: You're going to have to define "sink" and what exactly it means to "shit".
Ben Shapiro: A sink is a a fixed basin with a water supply and a drain. "Shit" is an English-language profanity. As a noun, it refers to fecal matter, and as a verb it means to defecate; in the plural, it means diarrhea.
Jordan Peterson: So by your logic, even a toilet is a sink?
Joe Rogan: Fuck you, Jordan.

by Palm Knee July 1, 2025