Ghost Peanut

What you find when you break open an intact, "sealed", normal size peanut shell and find nothing inside... you're looking at the ghost peanuts.

Brady was all excited to bust open a humongous three pod shell only to find nothing but ghost peanuts.

by WS Baggins December 23, 2011

peanut envy

Resentment towards a fellow passenger on an airline when they get an extra bag of peanuts from the flight attendant.

Joel felt such peanut envy towards the guy in 22C when he saw the flight attendant slip him an extra bag of nuts.

by SJ@24 July 23, 2009

space peanut

A molten piece of metal usually aluminum of various size found scattered throughout Staten Island beaches. They are usually found when metal detecting on Staten Island beaches.

Damn, another space peanut. I guess I'll clean this off the beach

by Indiana Tones April 16, 2021

Peanut Rolled

to be murdered.

-from Birmingham, AL.

Yo Bianca, Red just got peanut rolled!

by Purple Pete September 02, 2021

Painful peanut

(n) the result of sneezing while passing a large turd of moderate firmness

I was on the can, and I had a mid-grump sneezing fit which resulted in a painful peanut.

by Sig63 July 28, 2018

Half a Peanut

Bit of a chonk, has chonky fingees and likes ice cream

Hey, you look like Half a Peanut

by Anomynous stonker May 11, 2020

Choking the Peanut

Extreme Masterbation

My wife walked in on me choking the peanut last night and she jumped in to help.

by Peanut Choker May 28, 2020