parise

my bitchass neighbor. she has curly hair but her family got straight hair so she adopted as fuck

“why doesn’t ur family have curly hair? ohhh that’s a parise”

by Richaaaayy December 25, 2019

paralexicon

Another word for "thesaurus".

I couldn't think of another word for "thesaurus", so I had to look one up in my paralexicon.

by JAQrabbit January 18, 2020

Parle

Proper noun, describes the speakers desire to invoke the ancient pirate rules of parle; upon such proclamation, the speaker is protected against forcible ridicule by his bros in respect of such games as 'tell her', 'text her', 'Facebook' and other smilar activities following a statement previously made by the speaker.

"I'd love to smash her back doors in! Parle"
"Sometimes I have wet dreams about my dad and brother. Parle"
"Hey bro, do you have any Justin Bieber CDs I can borrow? Parle!"

by Posh & Butler December 26, 2012

parler

A racist, xenophobic, anti-semitic microblogging platform meant to demoralize and brainwash the masses through the use of repetitive mind-control propaganda.

Dude, did you see what T-Dawg posted on Parler yesterday? It was crazy, yo. He was spraying all kinds of yellow swastikas on Vanky.

by diggity2020 June 27, 2020

Quoi? Ah... le probléme est je ne parle anglais.

Literally, it means "What? Oh.. the problem is, I don't speak English" in French. This is a diversionary tactic to avoid someone who is trying to talk to you.

Pronounced "Qwah? Ah... lay problemay ess jhu nay parle ahnglayz".

Remember to roll your "r"s.

Ugly girl at party: Hey there, cutie! What's your name?

You: Quoi? Ah... le probléme est je ne parle anglais.

by je ne regrette pas August 25, 2011

parlez vous parskwar

short for "oh i understand". mainly used after a person were to say something and you....well..understood......or something like that.

"all you have to do is go to the girl and say 'hi i think your hot'"

"ahh parlez vous parskwar"

by jared March 22, 2003

Paralex

The douche at the party that everyone secretly hates. Usually a huge nerd in some way that thinks he's cool. Acts and dresses like a fake gangsta but is the biggest bitch you'll ever meet.

Paralex is saying he's going to fight someone but he's a bitch.

by Chilledwhitewidow February 18, 2011