pocket shot

Noun
When someone puts their hand in your pocket and gives you a discreet hand job until completion.

"Dude, Julie gave me a pocket shot at the bar and now I have a huge protein stain on my duck heads."

by kmart0087 December 2, 2011

Pocket Send

When your smartphone screen doesn't turn off and you accidentally send a text or pic to someone from your pocket or purse.

"Hey babe... Sorry my last message didn't make sense. It was just a pocket send."

by Amanda Nicole Romanach December 6, 2015

pocket squid

A small fur bearing, carniverous rodent, that hovers approx. 2.5' above the ground, whose diet consists of: the tube steak and five-fingered octopus.

The pocket squid was eager to devour the foot-long tube steak.

by Tiger L November 14, 2005

Hot Pocket Soup

The act of a person vomiting into their own or another persons vagina.

Guy: So what did you do last night?
Girl: This guy gave me a hot pocket soup last night.
Guy: Fuck yeah I did.

by Mr HotPocketSoup May 16, 2013

POCKET SNAKE

when someone shoves thier wang in your pants.

"mela ! get your pocket snake out of my vagina !'

by JOSIE WANG. May 9, 2006

Pocket Spacing

It is the distance measured between back pockets of womens jeans. All jean pockets are the same size so...the larger the ass the greater the 'spacing' is between them!

Look at that gal with the big ass! Yeah, there is some serious pocket spacing going on there.

by DaBirdman December 10, 2009

pocket snack

Small foodstuffs brought along on an outing specifically to prevent a companion or oneself from becoming cranky.

Before we left for the market, I stuck a granola bar as a pocket snack to keep my wife from stabbing me when her blood sugar crashes.

by n8ryde April 1, 2011