Ouija Board

Sexual slang referring to the act of two men, each making their right arms numb. Then with the lights off they begin to stealthily jack each other off to a spooky and mysterious orgasm.

Jeff: Are you moving it?
Matt: I'm not moving it, are you moving it?
Jeff: Well, I'm not moving it so you... Oh god I came.
Actual conversation between Fat and Juff giving each other a Ouija board.

by BIGtrainMcKAIN December 13, 2010

ouiji board

a flat object for cutting cocaine

"hey where's my ouiji board"

by scott dornan April 13, 2003

ouija board

An object of power that has given me great amounts of success in my love life, job, social life and schooling.

May the evil spirits infest you life and allow them to suck you into Ansem's darkness. You'll love it more than god, (as if she exists). Ouija, go out and create Chaos Emporer Dragon and Yata-Garasu. Mmm hmm... YES MASTER!!

by m0p1ka January 26, 2005

Ouidad

Someone who is as sweet as sugar and will alwas be here for you. A beautiful girl who's down to earth and always loves a good laugh. Meaning love in arabic, she is the most caring person you'll ever meet. She's a keeper.

Guy: who's that girl over there? She's pretty.

Girl: Oh that's Ouidad. You better not mess with her because she deserves the best, and her friends will kill you.

by Nyctophobia9214 January 28, 2018

ouis

dumb bitch who will be single for life

ew it’s an ouis

by Sexy3Lump May 31, 2020

ouisa

pronounced: wee-za
an annoying nickname to call your friend if they are short; (shorter than you) or if you need to get their attention.

OI! OUISA YOU SHORT BITCH! COME OVER HERE A SECOND!

by ashleysgonnagetyou December 18, 2020

ouie

ouie was a dog that tops all other dogs. Ouie was the sweetest girl ever. She deserves a definition.

oh look. there’s ouie

by ouie’s mom November 14, 2021