unabashed ostrich

If you have always before been up-to-date on the news, domestic and globally (and not just in terms of our military interests), but since the Ascension of Donald Trump, you simply cannot tolerate the news in any form, and you are not the least bit ashamed about this, for you are doing your work for those (and what, e.g., the arts) he is hurting, you are an unabashed ostrich.

You don't get to be an unabashed ostrich unless you are actually being of service in the world, which compensates for knowing absolutely nothing about this cardboard pseudo-government's operations.

"Now that the AIDS Council report is finished, I am going home to watch SNL—my only news source," laughed Jill, an unabashed ostrich.

by SAJESQNYC March 20, 2017

Angry Ostrich

The violent waving of arms that occurs, during love making, when the mate "accidentally" slips it in the back door.

I tried going in the back door and she was waving her arms like an Angry Ostrich.

by Cmac1975 February 14, 2017

Irish Ostrich

Someone who is unlucky. Originally derived from an unlucky animal killed by an motor vehicle in Australia. The "Irish" in name refers to the animal acting drunk. For example, animals like kangaroos or ostriches can jump towards speeding vehicles nonsensically.

You're as lucky as an Irish Ostrich on the pokies mate

by Slang Sultan June 19, 2023

Scared Ostrich

Just like a "Scared Ostrich", which buries it's head in the sand; This manouver involves grabbing you significant other's head, and shoving it in your rectum.

"I totally performed a scared ostrich today, with outstanding technique".

by Shaunyboy04 September 28, 2009

swollen ostrich

1) n. A magnificent and legendary steed.

2) n. An unusually large ostrich who's bloatedness lets it rise into the air like a phoenix with you on its back.

Son: I saw a swollen ostrich in the sky today daddy!

Father: wtf?

by Chocobo93 July 10, 2009

Angry Ostrich

Gangly creature of fight native to western pennsyvania. This organism is proned to acts rendering others "in the dark" and can often be seen on the floor requesting upward assistance.

Josh Pekich

by buddy james December 26, 2003

Drop me like a hot ostrich

Hot and ostrich like. An offensive and insulting thing to do.

Jeez, I can't believe you have the nerve to drop me like a hot ostrich!

by nalyeeze August 17, 2010