To start making this, you need to first add in funny personality, good looking, sweet, and an amazing person. Prbit is someone who you will want as a friend and if you find them in a 1/7.8 billion chance then you're a super lucky person. Orbit will always be down to help and try to make people laugh. Orbit is an awesome person and he will always be by your side. He might not be the smartest in the group but he will always be the funniest. If you ever cone across Orbit/Sir Orbit Crunch be sure to try and befriend them.
Friend 1: Bro Orbit is so awesome! He's so nice!
Friend 2: I know! He's always there when you need him!
Friend 2: I know! He's always there when you need him!
by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022
Get the Orbitmug. Such as mooning someone, orbit is when a 300 pound man spins at you butt-naked at 30 miles an hour like an obese beyblade thus creating a gravitational pull of lard strong enough to kill japan
by Josephwildjojo May 20, 2023
Get the Full orbitmug. I'm heading over to Miranda's gangbang to help get the guys ready. You gotta be orbital or you ain't coming.
by Evil 212 May 2, 2025
Get the Orbitalmug. by caffegyx September 25, 2022
Get the orbitmug. A revolving interaction with a narcissist, where the narcissist insists the orbital path is constructed for the narcissist.
A polar intelligence matrix existed between Joe and Sally. When Sally realized Joe signed up for the same class she built a fictitious assumption paradigm about Joe. Every time Sally saw Joe at class she thought it was about her. She was a real orbital narcissist.
Little Johnny thought every women was required to fall in love with him. He got coffee everyday at the same time as Kelly. Since Little Johnny was an orbital narcissist he thought Kelly got coffee at the same time just to see him but she didn't
Little Johnny thought every women was required to fall in love with him. He got coffee everyday at the same time as Kelly. Since Little Johnny was an orbital narcissist he thought Kelly got coffee at the same time just to see him but she didn't
by Ontological June 26, 2018
Get the orbital narcissistmug. "Wow, Geoffery, your trampoline sure is stinky."
"Yeah, man, gave my girl some orbital bombardment last night, y'know?"
"Hell yeah, man! Up top!"
"Please leave my house now."
"Yeah, man, gave my girl some orbital bombardment last night, y'know?"
"Hell yeah, man! Up top!"
"Please leave my house now."
by Danny McWanny August 4, 2021
Get the orbital bombardmentmug. 
Get the Orbitmug.