A person that designs, builds, constructs, maintains the works of circumstance in which one finds oneself or a state of affairs.
Even after realizing my most valuable asset I was still not aware of the infinite possibility of gain until I met a Situational Engineer that managed its movement and offered 'sound' advice.
I thought I knew what wealthy was, now I know.
I thought I knew what wealthy was, now I know.
by Bogus24 May 24, 2018
Get the situational engineermug. Did you hear about the Kayne situation??
Yes... now the line now if i fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole.. and i get bleach on my tshirt... ima feel like a asshole.
Yes... now the line now if i fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole.. and i get bleach on my tshirt... ima feel like a asshole.
by cool!!! snapped!!! January 23, 2021
Get the kayne situationmug. Erectile dysfunction (ED) or impotence is sexual dysfunction characterized by the inability to develop or maintain an erection of the penis during sexual activity.
After the amazing foreplay, she was so horny but then I had an Obama situation!
I feel so ashamed of myself and she still ain't talking to me after that.
I feel so ashamed of myself and she still ain't talking to me after that.
by GreenGreenKing April 25, 2016
Get the Obama Situationmug. when someone surpasses the levels of jerk and asshole but does not always exhibit the behavior associated with being a douchebag.
only in certain instances does the person engage in behavior that would label him/her a douchebag.
an avoidable event that results in douchebag behavior.
only in certain instances does the person engage in behavior that would label him/her a douchebag.
an avoidable event that results in douchebag behavior.
I was fucking an Oompa Loompa?
Okay I'm not saying you're a douchebag - but that is not only bullshit - it's situational douchebaggery
Okay I'm not saying you're a douchebag - but that is not only bullshit - it's situational douchebaggery
by snarfsnarfliono October 14, 2010
Get the situational douchebaggerymug. When my employer incorrectly calculated my check.
I became ratchet which in fact was a state of being situational ratchet.
I became ratchet which in fact was a state of being situational ratchet.
by CookE March 1, 2015
Get the Situational Ratchetmug. 1) When one is pissing at the urinal, looks to the side and sees someone who greets them, or knows them.
2) Any awkward situation which resembles the situation above. Not necessarily male oriented.
3) Like being stuck between a rock and a hard place.
2) Any awkward situation which resembles the situation above. Not necessarily male oriented.
3) Like being stuck between a rock and a hard place.
person 1: "I looked to the left and saw my prof. He smiled at me."
person 2: "How did you deal with that urinal situation?"
person 1: "I smiled back."
person 1:"Was waiting in line with my girlfriend at the pharmacy when I realized my ex and her boyfriend were waiting in line behind us. We were both buying the pill."
person 2: "I'm glad I wasn't apart of that urinal situation."
person 2: "How did you deal with that urinal situation?"
person 1: "I smiled back."
person 1:"Was waiting in line with my girlfriend at the pharmacy when I realized my ex and her boyfriend were waiting in line behind us. We were both buying the pill."
person 2: "I'm glad I wasn't apart of that urinal situation."
by cyberphunkisms March 16, 2011
Get the urinal situationmug. 1. State of being caused by 'spooky ghost' attack. When 'ghost' leaves behind a trail of ectoplasm or ectoplasmic slime.
ref. South Park Episode 1206. Over Logging
2. When in reality you were caught watching porn by your friends and used this excuse to explain all the slim in the room.
ref. South Park Episode 1206. Over Logging
2. When in reality you were caught watching porn by your friends and used this excuse to explain all the slim in the room.
What is all that slime on your pants? It looks like you had an ectoplasmic situation . (spooky ghost)
by Jive_Turkey May 11, 2017
Get the ectoplasmic situationmug.