Opposite day

Friday 15 November is Opposite Day.

“Hey Ollie do I go to bed at 9:30”
“No she doesn’t”

“See shaniya it’s Opposite Day”

by anonymous November 11, 2021

opposite of reading a book

playing Fortnite.

A: What are you doing?

B: Playing Fortnite!

A: Ew what a loser that's like the opposite of reading a book.

by fortnitegod42069 April 24, 2023

opposite-sidewalks stroll

Refers to where you and an acquaintance go for a jaunt along a street or nature-trail, but you each walk "separately" on either side of the lane instead of just traipsing along side-by-side in the usual way. This less-common practice could be for any of a variety of reasons, such as that the area's sidewalks are simply too narrow for two people to safely walk double-file, or that you and your companion are cleaning up trash along both sides of the road, or perhaps you're helping each other to look for one or more scattered items that got accidentally dropped sometime earlier.

Another good purpose for an opposite-sidewalks stroll would be if your walking-companion owes you some money that he presently has no way of paying back, and so you and he are collecting discarded returnable containers along the local roadways to earn a little additional cash towards the amount that he owes you. Extra points if your buddy willingly carries all the bags as they get filled with returnables, so that you yourself don't have to expend so much effort on his behalf; a six-cubic-foot-capacity plastic-tubbed wheelbarrow is a handy accessory here, to help ease this "weighty" burden.

by QuacksO August 20, 2018

Opposite Day

Opposite day, on every october 13th opposite day comes into play.

hey suck my dick, yes master but you forgot its opposite day

by pizzaracks October 13, 2020

Oppositation

the process of making something its oppsite

he completed oppositation by turning black into white

by oppositation June 30, 2024

The opposite of ride or die

Day sulan is the opposite of ride or die and I’m not talking about nothing illegal in my definition but everything good a girlfriend and wife do for their man, and all they do is serve their best interests. In fact when we was together not only day sulan was the opposite of a ride or die chick, she embodied everything illegal there is you can do and so much stuff that should be illegal too and stop the first definition with the rest of her anti ride or die girl crew

Day sulan is the opposite of ride or die

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ August 30, 2024

Oppositism

The practice of invariably taking the opposite position of your opponent, just for the sake of trying to prove that you're not at all like them.

Democrats' stubborn adherence to oppositism for the last four years is now making them look foolish.

by Country dictionary January 21, 2021