Oiling the snake

The act of lubing one's penis for manual stimulation or sexual intercourse.

I don't like to jerk off dry so I'm oiling the snake.

by CallMeBB November 23, 2024

oolong

When your partner wakes up in the middle of the night, catches a glimpse of your junk, and gasps “oo long!" And then proceeds to arouse and initiate sex with your sleeping body.

Homie # 1: Yo braddah! I hooked up with a witch last night!
Homie # 2: Whaaa...she hex you or sumthin'?
Homie # 1: Nahhh...she oolonged me! I woke up nuttin' on her face!
Homie # 2: You lucky bastard...

by jhāna June 2, 2025

Oozing yourself

Ejaculating semen and jerking off to porn

Robot 1 was on porn but his brother found out and told his mom to whoop his ass his brother said "did you start Oozing yourself?" he said y-yes

by Mariomushroomkingdom November 5, 2025

Mornight Owlings

Two existing people;
With different pasts,
Different hearts--
And in two months
Changed the present,
Turned from the past,
And now are looking
Right into the future
With hope in their eyes.

"What are we?"
"Uhm. . . Mornight Owlings!"

"I. Love. You."
*silence...*
"I love you too."
*finally breathes*
"Aw, I wanted you to say it first."
"Haha, what?! You're so silly."
"Yeah, I wanted you to say, 'I love you,' and then I was going to say 'I love you too.'"
*Girl thinks -- "You had it all planned out?"*

by xoxo,rsy November 21, 2010

Alex odling

A man a myth a legend

A man who is a legend is definitely alex odling

by Alex Odling February 13, 2018

The_OOFINGmoron

some retard lieutenant within BRP (Brantford Regional Police) serving under New Kempton Roblox. Also known as NK’s retard

“The_OOFINGmoron is so retarded”

by ruizyu May 24, 2021

will olinger

will olingers are submissive little femboys who just want to seem the best in everything

a will olinger can often be ignored for his femboy ways but when in the bed they destroy with his fat massive cock

i have a will olinger coming over tonight

by XxWifeSmootherxX May 5, 2023