To be stood up or ditch by someone, usually on a potential date. Derived from the stereotypical fact that people always wait while sitting on benches when they get stood up. Either that or when you get ditched the only thing left for you to get fucked by is the bench you're sitting on.
by street_thrilla March 22, 2009
Bench Warmers is one of many sickly wicked movies you'll ever see. If you haven't seen this movie you are missing out on alot of STUFF!!!! If you like Napolion Dynomite or if you don't either way you'll love this movie.
by Bench Warmer June 23, 2006
The emotional pout a male uses in a mall - by going out to the hallway to sit on a mall bench - to let his girlfriend know he's tired of shopping.
Steve threw a bench fit today after five hours of shopping and watching me try on clothes. He wouldn't get up until I left the store and promised him there was only one more store to go to.
by Chuck Carp January 15, 2009
The action in which a man rests his genetalia on a park bench and a group of angry feminists continuously strikes his balls until the bruising of the scrotum turns lime green
by Sall back April 19, 2017
by Denver Dave February 17, 2008
Person 1: Yo did you see Fred VanVleet last night?
Person 2: Yuhh he’s really stepping up for the bench mob
Person 2: Yuhh he’s really stepping up for the bench mob
by The.Bliss February 12, 2018
To sit on a bench reading a newspaper while waiting for a bus.
If someone says they benched 250 yesterday, it means they waited exactly 2 minutes 50 seconds before their bus showed up.
If someone says they benched 250 yesterday, it means they waited exactly 2 minutes 50 seconds before their bus showed up.
"I was bench pressing the other day and learned that a two headed whale was discovered on the shores of Sweden!!!"
by meatloafed January 11, 2010