Smells just like a wharf net in here... like some people just got together and had some low tide smelling sex.
by Dr. Thesaures March 16, 2012
a term of virtual endearment, usually being a virtual slap upside the head for inappropriate behavior or badly timed comments much like a zing
by blessedbeatnik February 03, 2011
Mom: Hey son, what is "swallow my sock 15"?
Son: What?
Mom: Its on the netflix video history!
Son: shit! Why did i net-titties
Son: What?
Mom: Its on the netflix video history!
Son: shit! Why did i net-titties
by Jake1111111 June 18, 2011
Slang / Technical term used to describe an accessible wireless network which does not belong to you, often belonging to your neghbours or a local business etc
by Prince_Of_Narnia September 03, 2009
when a male is wearing a bathing suite and he becomes errect and his penis becoms cought in the bathing suite net.
by mike22232 March 15, 2009
Similar to the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net is a device worn by women on the breast. However, unlike the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net serves no conceivable purpose, as it is placed on top of small breasts (mosquito bites) and thus has nothing to hold up.
Bob: Dude, my girlfriend left her over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder at my house yesterday!
Dan: My girlfriend did that once, but that mosquito net fit right in my shirt pocket.
Bob: Why do they even make those?
Dan: To make my life harder.
Dan: My girlfriend did that once, but that mosquito net fit right in my shirt pocket.
Bob: Why do they even make those?
Dan: To make my life harder.
by Gingersnap1234 March 04, 2010
Man, I googlebate sometimes, and every time I do I net-humble myself.
Every time I googlebated, I found out that I should be more net-humble.
Every time I googlebated, I found out that I should be more net-humble.
by Dexter Sinister August 20, 2014