butt cuff

1.) When a girl is walking and you notice her butt looks like a sasauge wrapped in rubber bands because her underwear is so tight it cuts off circulation.
2.) When a girl's underwear and pants are so tight that it gives the effect of four cheeks instead of two.
3.) When you are walking behind a girl and you find yourself staring at her cottage chess ass because of the panty line that you can clearly through her thin sweat pants.
Jane: Omg Tom look at that girls tacky panty line!
Tom: Oh man thats a mean butt cuff.
Jane: A what.
Tom: A butt cuff.

Aw man ever I gained 20 pounds my old panties give me a butt cuff.
by evap May 04, 2009
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cuff the carrot

cuff the carrot = to fearcefully tug your noodle in a mean,revengeful manner
"Harmon cuff the carrot so often,He start's topics about it on message boards"
by harmons mom March 03, 2008
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cuff sake

a word used instead of fuck "cuff"
"what the cuff man" , "cuff sake man", you get on my cuffing nerves man"
by Arize December 27, 2005
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cuff-fucked

when your master insists on applying handcuffs you before he tops (fucks) you. sometimes occurs when the guys claims to be a bottom, but isn't satisfied with your topping skills
My penis turned out to be too skinny for my trick's hole, so he got pissed, noticed my gear on the nightstand, and I ended up cuff-fucked good and hard.
by SaugusBull March 08, 2018
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shoot your cuffs

A male preening gesture, whereby a man wearing a suit extends both his arms rapidly outwards (i.e. shoot), so that his dress shirt sleeves extend nicely beyond his suit sleeves.
Ready for the big dance? You look good in that suit. Shoot your cuffs for me. There, much better.
by Philosophistry March 02, 2009
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collars match the cuffs

Describing whether or not a chicks pubes matches her hair. usually asked by a buddy after learning of a casual sex encounter and asking for a vicarious image.

No, fucking way man. You banged that hot blond from the bar last night! But did her collars match the cuffs?
by plumberjoe January 29, 2009
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Chinese Penis Cuffs

Mainly the same as the word "DOCKING". Sticking the head of your penis into another mans foreskin making contact and Docking eachothers meat helmets.
"Hey tom, im bored". "Me too, lets try making chinese penis cuffs, that was pretty fun and pleasent last time". "OK!"
by TBONENYC March 26, 2010
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