Dark Walter

A Wet Walter performed without the consent of the partner. It is highly frowned upon.

Bro 1: I gave my girl a Dark Walter last night.

Bro 2: You’re going to fucking jail, Kenneth.

by Hans Francisco May 23, 2022

Walter Time

That friend that when you say you'll get their at a certain time, he will decrease it considerably.

"We'll get there in 3 hours"

"Walter is driving so we have to convert to Walter time."

"Oh okay then an hour"

by Kiwiikiller1 October 07, 2018

Warm Walter

The lesser cousin to the more known "hot fart". A Warm Walter is more of an airy seeper. Accompanied by an overwhelming warmth from the anus and the impending fear of a soon-to-be rotten egg aroma that will fill the air.

I felt a warm Walter slip out of my Tootsie roll and I just knew it was going to be the illest.

by Molec187 October 02, 2017

Lyle Walters

Sticking a shaken bottle of orange soda in your ass and giving yourself an enema.

I gave myself a Lyle Walters to get myself to poop.

by sixpakofdwarves April 01, 2020

Wet Walter

A niche sex act in which a man, ejaculates into his hand and then slaps his partner across the face.

Man: Here comes the payload… WET WALTER!

by Hans Francisco May 22, 2022

Salty Walter

When a person is being extra pissy, aka salty.

"Joshua is pissed that I didn't go down on him. He is such a Salty Walter."

by penguinpufferlovers420 February 27, 2018

Icy Walter

An Icy Walter is the term used to best describe the act of washing ones genitals with cold or 'icy' water.

Commonly used for post-hot shower sex... Once the hot water runs out.

Can often occur in the third shower phase of the three shower affair

-She just had an Icy Walter- or -I just Icy Waltered myself.-

by Wart1dess December 12, 2010