Turfed Out

1. To be called out at your place of residence by people with knives.

2. To go down on a girl vigorously in a way she would find uncomfortable.

1. Brooks got turfed out by the brothers robrahn.

2. Kevin totally turfed out jenny's vag last night.

by Marilyn Monrofl December 30, 2008

Surf and Turf

When you eat a steak or hamburger then go and eat a girl’s pussy.

Did you hear about Tory? He had surf and turf in the parking lot of the Walmart.

by Zack Copeland December 23, 2017

Surf and Turf

When you have crabs (STD) and give a girl a schlonging.

"My boy gave me some good surf and turf last night, but now my vag itches"

by bingbangobongo March 11, 2021

turf-burner

an individual or multiple persons (plural. turf-burners) whose genital area(s) is(are) inhabited by one or multiple sexually transmitted diseases.
i.e. chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, crabs, herpes, HIV... etc.

-causes- promiscuous sex, flings, cheating, adultery and/or overall low self esteem leading to one or more of the former

guy 1 (scratching) "I think I hooked-up with a turf-burner last weekend."
guy 2 "You should always consider the quality of the field before you play ball."

by Chris Demo June 25, 2008

Surf and turf

If you spend a lot of money on a girl especially if it's her suggestion, it's socially expected that she plans to put out.

Guy1: Last night I took Stacy out and she ordered lobster and she didn't even give me a bj.

Guy2: Man that should've been a total surf and turf what a bitch.

by Swagger-jagger August 23, 2014

The Greatest Show On Turf

Nickname given by the media to the 1999 St. Louis Rams. Quite possibly the most potent offensive attack in NFL history.

"Warner back to pass, he throws a long bomb, and the catch is made in the end zone by Torry Holt!!! The Greatest Show On Turf is at it again!"

by bigjimdx October 14, 2005

Surf N Turf

A combination oral sex act in which one moves fluidly between cunnilingus and anilingus.

Matt was awesome and in tune with the ladies, it didn't take him any time at all to get some serious surf N turf at any time of day.

by porkrocket October 09, 2016