Jou ma se poes

Commonly refer to someone less than you when you are in trouble or a fight. Frequently used by the coloured people of South Africa when they are drunk, in a battle of words or just referring to a loved one.

Go wash the dishes jou ma se poes

by notyouraveragec January 27, 2023

jou pa se perd se poes

your father's horse's cunt

jy lek jou pa se perd se poes/you lick the cunt of your father's horse

by Pasquelene Kerpsuy November 10, 2006

Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes

"Sim Sim Sala Bim" are the magic words said by Hadji on the shows The Adventures of Jonny Quest and The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest. He used these words, akin to "Abra Cadabra" and the like, to perform such feats as hypnotizing bad guys, removing the bullets from an enemy's gun, levitating objects, and opening locked doors. However bergies from Cape Town use it as a derogatory phrase

Hoe lyk dit my ou? Hosh Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes Hond

by Deezos March 10, 2009

slim poes

Afrikaans slang word for an ignorant person who always corrects you, even if they are incorrect (acting like they know everything about any subject)

John: “Did you hear that JuiceWrld has passed away?”
Simon: “Nah I doubt, I would’ve heard of it or seen it somewhere online, it’s probably fake news.”
John: “Alright you slim poes, go look it up then.”

by unclesins October 4, 2021

maxwell harrison poe

Maxwell Harrison Poe is probably the tallest, smartest, and best looking guy you meet. He loves jokes and he loves drinks, he won't turn down a challenge either, so you better watch out when a Maxwell Harrison Poe walks in the room, he won't hesitate to challenge or change/confirm what you know. It is strongly suggested that you befriend this wild beast.

Billy: Who is that tall sexy guy over there?

Tim: Don't you know? That's Maxwell Harrison Poe!

by piderman7879 May 10, 2018

Poes

Usually your significant other, "a poes" is what they being when they cannot listen to reason and don't want to pull themselves together

My girlfriend rolls her eyes every time I ask her to do something. She is being a poes.

by anonymous August 30, 2022

Poes

A South African Slang/swear word.

Can be translated into “vagina”

Can be used in any sentence or situations, good or bad (mostly bad)

Don’t be a Poes

Your mothers Poes

It’s Poes cold outside

You’ll get a Poes slap from me

by Bjanks October 1, 2020