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Filthy Omelette

The term originated in the back alleys of Bangkok.
A mastication adjective,

When the cook drops the filthiest flavours on your flavour follicles! You make the filthiest bass face and tell them to reload the omelette.
Please do not confused with a Dirty Omelette.
'Did you try that new recipe bro?'

'Hell yeah, it was next level mate! Almost came when i got that Filthy Omelette!'
mugGet the Filthy Omelettemug.

Noodle omelette

When noodles get inserted into a vagina and eaten out by another person
My friend gave he’s girlfriend a noodle omelette
by Noodlegirl April 21, 2022
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Flopped Omelette

Someone who has terrible hair and an appearance that makes them easy to be made fun of
He looks like a flopped omelette with that crusty hair
by Krafffffty January 12, 2022
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Arkansas Omelette

The Arkansas Omelette is the act of propping your girls ass open with a retractor, bending over with her forehead to the floor. Meanwhile, the dude cracks two raw eggs in there and the other ingredients to an omelet and he whips it up with a whisk (inside her) she tips over and lets it come out, she cooks it and they enjoy breakfast together.
Some freak offered Mindy $5000 for an Arkansas Omelette.
by Mega Hemroids July 23, 2023
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Tennessee Omelette

A Tennessee Omelette is the act of fucking your girl in a junk car while it’s being crushed. The idea is to nut in her and escape before you are killed by the crusher. In the even that one or both parties are killed in the act, it becomes a Tennessee Ketchup Omelette.
Mandi and I did the Tennessee Omelette in a 75’ Ford LTD at Cooters Crushers last night. Barely made it out.
by Mega Hemroids July 6, 2023
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Denver Omelette

When you loose explosive poop (see Havana Omelette), but there’s so much it creates a mound above the water line that resembles the Rocky Mountains west of Denver.
Dude… that toilet is outta commission. I just laid a Denver Omelette and it’s clogged.
by Deuce the Dung Foo Master February 12, 2024
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Omelette

"I'm lit"

A pun for I'm lit, meaning fun.
"Are you having fun dude?"
"Omelette"
by Moislitlol November 20, 2016
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