Dude:Bro I can’t find my pocket pussy and my girls away on vacation!
Bro: Dude just make a Dirty Omelette.
Bro: Dude just make a Dirty Omelette.
by Making it clap January 04, 2018
A "Jamaican Omelette" is a Marijuana Infused food. It involves infusing Marijuana into a normal Egg Omelette, preferably a French Omelette.
Person 1: Dude, Let's make some weed brownie after school!
Person 2: SHHHHHH! Don't say that loud, people will know! Also let's make a Jamaican Omelette instead!
Person 1: What's a Jamaican Omelette?
Person 2: Precise!
Person 2: SHHHHHH! Don't say that loud, people will know! Also let's make a Jamaican Omelette instead!
Person 1: What's a Jamaican Omelette?
Person 2: Precise!
by SEB_ERRECT September 10, 2019
The Arkansas Omelette is the act of propping your girls ass open with a retractor, bending over with her forehead to the floor. Meanwhile, the dude cracks two raw eggs in there and the other ingredients to an omelet and he whips it up with a whisk (inside her) she tips over and lets it come out, she cooks it and they enjoy breakfast together.
by Mega Hemroids July 23, 2023
when eggs are cooked sorta like an omelet but not really. i.e. the finished result is not an omelet but the bottom of the pan is still burnt in the same way as if an omelet had been cooked on it
by osakajakabarakasakaflapajaka May 07, 2009
A sex move where a guy sticks an egg in a girls vagina and the guys fucks her so hard that he scrambled the egg.
Bro I was hella hungry one night so I but I didn’t have my frying pan so I had to give here the Russian omelette.
by WhiskeredPP December 22, 2020
by Noodlegirl April 22, 2022
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