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Oliver

A premature Danish boy that gets rejected by Thor’s hammer. Every time.
If only he was as good at picking up hammers as he is at knowing the word for ‘tits’ in every language.
“Oh look it’s Oliver!”
“Yeah, he couldn’t pick up the hammer once again.”
by Jar of wisdom February 14, 2018
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Oliver

A literal sack of potatoes and is completely useless
Here comes that dumbass Oliver
by TheFakeDuckNorris June 6, 2019
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Oliver

Kind of stinks likes moldy peanut butter and a burnt 2p coin. He likes eating fish and onion porridge. Once he painted himself pink and squished a elf in Brazil.
Oliver Kind of stinks like nitrogen
by Want even me May 29, 2023
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Oliver

Oliver is a dumb little college bitch who didn't watch Scooby-Doo. Considered the odd one out even amongst homeschoolers, meeting an Oliver will almost always be the most uncomfortable feeling you've ever had. He's usually the tallass ginger that falls asleep in class, and passes with C's. He's generally socially irrelevant and is useless at parties. Probably has war stories about gay boy scouts, or something weird like that.
College Chad 1: Bro, did you see Oliver walk into class 30 minutes late? lmao

College Chad 2: No, I actually didn't.

College Chad 3: Yoooo, that dude? I ate hot dogs with him in Boy Scouts.
by chloe_isnt_that_bad April 11, 2022
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Olive

"knock knock"
"who's there"
"Olive"
"Olive who"
"Olive you"
Olive... ^^
by Hellooooosexyladies July 21, 2017
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Oliv

Oliv, someone who can't control themselves. They are crazier than a cat lady. They are often scared of closed doors and love touching and biting people butts, they also have slime fetishes and sometimes give wet willlies. Her looks can be deceiving because although she may look cute and cuddly if you get close you will regret it. She's got a good nose though.
OMG I wasn't expecting her to be an Oliv, she looks so cute
by pedosnfelcd June 3, 2018
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Oliver

Fucking Batty boi and is also Sultan’s bitch and is very FAT not PHATT.
Oliver is a fat bastard.
by Billystinkerholesassen March 20, 2019
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