October 22

National tell that substitute that they missed Joe.

Substitute- is that all the students
Student- you missed Joe

Everyone else- :o
Subsitube- who's Joe?
Student- well, you wanna know who she is

Subsitube- yes, I care for all my students, but Joe is a she?
Student- her full name is Joe Mama

Substitute- I'm writing you an MIR, PS74, AND A CALL HOME!!!

!!Once in a lifetime chance- only in October 22!!

by Keith Nugget SHhh October 21, 2019

October 22

National throw a pumpkin at someone day!

Friend 1: *throws pumpkin at friend 2*
Friend 2: why did you do that?
Friend 1: because it’s October 22

by Snazztabulous Avocado🥑 October 21, 2019

October 22

National kiss your crush day. You get to kiss your crush and not get smacked. Don’t be pussy

October 22 is national kiss your crush day. I’m gonna kiss mine

by BigDick2501 October 21, 2019

October 22

It's when your supposed to give a boy a scrunchie, if you dont your just bad

"Omg jerry its October 22, you know what that means"

by Ndjdndhd October 21, 2019

october 22

National slap your shortest best friend day in the face

oh look it’s October 22. time to slap vk.

by 46% battery life October 21, 2019

October 22

National slap a Grace day

Avarie: Grace it’s october 22
Grace: so what?
Avarie: *slap*

by cheesepeelersaregross.com October 21, 2019

October 22

It’s national skip Practicum day

October 22 is Defined as getting to skip any Practicum

Me “No, Hope. I will not be at Practicum today.”

Hope “Why not?”

Me “It’s national Skip Practicum Day”

Hope “If you’re not here, Pastor Blake will be having a meeting with you”

by Thiccamus October 21, 2019