numberblocks

a British kids series from Cbeebies with one of the worst fanbases imaginable

most people who like it are really big on “respecting opinions” but never do it themselves.

Me: i hate numberblocks
nsc member: OH MY GOD YOU DON’T LIKE NUMBERBLOCKS????!!!!

Me: yeah because i have a brain

by ThanaGD July 29, 2021

cook by numbers

A meal that requires nothing more than pushing numbers on the microwave. Often times a frozen dinner or leftovers.

Mark's parents were out of town, so he had to cook by numbers.

by Erik Belsaas March 10, 2006

rule number 47

Be brave enough to break your own heart.

Rule number 47 is used in a situations with someone that is not good for you and makes you feel bad about yourself. You waited and tried to tell them but they never listen. There is no way you can keep yourself from this person and you choose to let go even if it hurts. That’s rule number 47

by mindofv March 9, 2023

numbskullery

Stupid acts. Used by Mr. Burns in The Simpsons

Mr. Burns: "I can't take much more of your blundering numbskullery"

by Joe R. April 4, 2006

football numbers

a term used to describe a general amount of timesomeone is in jail for. Based on the large numbers in the double digits, from the numbers on players' jerseys in the NFL. It originally was used for saying how long someone had to do time, but over the years, it has unsuccessfully been used to describe other large numbers.

Other rumor has it that it came from the scoring pattern of the actual game of football, which is a touchdown is 6 points, and a field goal following is another point, basically making every touchdown about 7 points a score, which represents the years that someone gets in jail.

Yo, did you hear about Steve going to prison? I dont know what he did, but I hear he's doing football numbers...it HAD to be bad.

by NyeGuy June 5, 2007

Numb Rod

Numb Rod is the first cousin of the dreaded whiskey dick, yet with Numb Rod the male is able to maintain an erection while participating in a sexual act. The only problem is the excessive amounts of alcohol makes in nearly impossible for the man to ejaculate.

Fuck it, I give up! That Numb Rod got the best of me again. (Inter-monologue, “I’ll just jack-off tomorrow.”)

by Coolboarder July 26, 2006

number narty

a slumber party in the naked = naked slumber party

"Woah, Did he really jeff her at the number narty?
"I'm bored. Let's throw a number narty tonight."
"So we finished playing some nabble and segued to the number narty."

by You Just Got Rick Rolled February 21, 2008