"she said I had an ugly cock bro!" "don't listen to it bro, that bitch is just spreading shit because you haven't called after you nailed her last week.
by Brainfart76 October 5, 2016
Get the spreading shitmug. by Supreme meme tean April 26, 2016
Get the Spreading PeanutButtermug. When one person spreads lies about another, also an excuse used by people when they don't want others to tell the truth
OMG, I can't believe Tommy is shit spreading about Molly!
Are you sure he isn't just telling the truth though?
Are you sure he isn't just telling the truth though?
by Me mum September 5, 2016
Get the shit spreadingmug. When a women lays down on her back with her legs spread and in the air. With her fingers she holds each of her vaginal flaps and spreads them like a peacock.
by YingForYang October 26, 2018
Get the Peacock Spreadmug. by The Realest Deal October 2, 2009
Get the street spreadmug. A deviant act that has most of the events of an eskimo trebuchet, but with a few shit twists. A windmill spread is where the man puts his dick between his legs and is being sucked off from behind, but then sharts all over the face of the blow-jobber. He then rubs his Peter all over their shart-ridden face, coating his cock in the slippery shit, before finally spreading flecks of squit into the air by willy-windmilling for the blow-jobber to catch in their gob.
"Jeremy made me a windmill spread last night after he got squits from that dodgy takeaway down the lower end of the High Street. I've got lockjaw now, but I'm still one lucky lady."
by Leper96 October 21, 2019
Get the windmill spreadmug. by Jrock77420 August 5, 2018
Get the toe spreadmug.